How about this:
Look at the mud hole, Mommy! That's where Hummers go, not daddy's truck.
Why do we have a Hummer?
I don't want to go back to the Hummer dealer...!
You don't like this movie?! I'm turning it off!!
E.J. yells:"WEEEEEEEEE!! " J.T. says:"No wee. I said NO WEEEE!" MOM!
That sounds like one forum I'd like to join! Maybe the coffee pot in the car isn't such a bad idea! Also thinking of a blender!
