I think our friend bparker is just being paranoid. There are no badasses here! And if there were any, they have been chased off or forced through a radical attitude ajustment procedural upgrade.
And no bparker! It's not brainwashing by our government! LOL! I love everyone!
The Doritos comment was funny and obviously a joke. Nobody here is picking on you bparker so do not feel alone and cornered. We are here to support you.