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Old 07-18-2006, 07:01 AM
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Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:

George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"

Herman: "Hmm. I drowned a man in his hot tub, and I'm here for 3 days"

George: "*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you drowned a man and get 3 days???"

Herman: "Yeah, it was a lawyer."
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