[EXH1X5]

Originally Posted by timgco

Since I drove an H1 over 9 years ago, I have wanted one!

Tim, Tim, Tim, I waited very patiently for you to correct your (above) statement, but you did not. Now go to the back of the class; take a seat AND THIS TIME PAY ATTENTION!!!!

There was no way possible on GM?s Green Earth you drove an ?H1? over 9 years ago?PERIOD! Your statement proves beyond a reasonable doubt that you were a ready, willing and able VICTIM of a GM marketing ploy!

It was not until January 2000 that GM?s marketing geniuses (yah right! ) found some way to LINK whatever THEY wanted to call a ?hummer? to THE REAL HUMMER. Of course the way they tried to do it was through their ?H? numbering game! Did you not recognize their scheme before it came up and gnawed you (and many others too) in the wallet?!?!?

Naturally GM had to kill the ?Gas Guzzling? REAL HUMMER to complete their ?shell-name-game.? Tim, do know the 2006 GM H2 & H3?s actually ?guzzle? 100% MORE GAS than the 2006 REAL HUMMER? It is hard to believe, Tim, there are actually people out there who do not understand why GM marketing geniuses (yah right! ) two years ago decided to call THE REAL HUMMER (formerly known as the H1, formerly known as the HUMMER) the ?ALPHA.?

Many people don?t even realize the H-two-zees just started production again last week! IF?the price of gas continues to fall, maybe, just maybe your loved H-two-zees will be built a little longer.

Like I promised before, I will continue to work with you until some day you become a REAL/GENUINE/ORIGINAL HUMMER OWNER