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During a recent interview, Uribe, who weighs the same as five baby elephants, says, "I can't walk. I'm can't leave my bed," adding that, "I'm trying to reduce my weight a bit right now so I can be in the right condition for the operation."

According to the report, Uribe's case puzzles doctors since his cholesterol and blood-sugar levels are normal, despite his extreme obesity.