I would like to offer my candidacy for membership to the T&A Friends. Since long before it was even popular to do so, I've been a leader in numerous causes relating to the advancement of the status and rights of women. And I haven't killed one in almost 40 years. At least as far as you know.
Heh, heh. Plus, me so cudly and sexy, no mortal woman could possibly resist my advances. So, what kind of action do I get upon membership? Or do I have to give some meaty big sexy lovin' as part of the hazing process?
Heh, heh. Here's a little taste of what you're missin: