I'm sure you've all seen this right? Hoo Boy...
http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/
The bumper sticker on the back of my H2 would be classic.
From their website.
Obeying Jesus in our transportation choices is one of the great Christian obligations and opportunities of the twenty-first century.
I'm the first to admit, I'm no biblical scholar, but Jesus didn't drive. He could walk on water for ****'s sake.