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Why muslim terrorists want to die!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide . .. Let's see now...
-No Christmas
-No television
-No cheerleaders
-No car races
-No football
-No soccer
-No golf
-No tailgate parties
-No K Mart
-No Bunnings
-No pork BBQ
-No hot dogs
-No burgers
-No chocolate chip cookies
-No lobster
-No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
-No nachos
-No Beer nuts
-No Beer !!!!!!!!
-Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
-Constant wailing from the guy next-door because
he's sick and there are no doctors.
-Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
-More than one wife.
-You can't shave.
-Your wives can't shave.
-You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung.
-The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at
all times.
-Your bride is picked by someone else.
-She smells just like your donkey.
-But your donkey has a better disposition.
-Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
-I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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Re: Why muslim terrorists want to die!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, and there's no porn allowed either!
I always thought we could have won the first Gulf war faster than what we did if we would have air dropped a million pounds of ribs, with a million porn rags and some cheap beer, a week in advance. Those guys would be so docile from sitting around eating, drinking, (a few million dollars worth) and abusing Farah Fist that they would have probably saved us a few billion dollars in weapons costs.
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01-05-2008, 09:30 AM
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Re: Why muslim terrorists want to die!!!!!!!!!!!
I FORGOT :
NO BRITNEY SPEARS AND NO PARIS HILTON !!!
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Re: Why muslim terrorists want to die!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. |
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I FORGOT :
NO BRITNEY SPEARS AND NO PARIS HILTON !!!
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maybe we can get them to convert from SCUM-BAGS to muslim...
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I FORGOT :
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Um, those are actually a couple of reasons to switch sides.
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NO WAY !
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