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09-11-2006, 10:47 PM
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"Do you do Messican-style?"
A Mexican from the valley found himself in San Antonio and decided to approach a prostitute down on the River Walk.
He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"
"$100," she replied.
"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it
Messican-style."
Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you $500 to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"
Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?"
After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"
The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Friday when I get my check."
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09-11-2006, 10:53 PM
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Re: "Do you do Messican-style?"
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A Mexican from the valley found himself in San Antonio and decided to approach a prostitute down on the River Walk.
He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"
"$100," she replied.
"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it
Messican-style."
Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you $500 to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"
Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?"
After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"
The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Friday when I get my check."
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09-11-2006, 10:55 PM
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09-12-2006, 01:12 AM
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Re: "Do you do Messican-style?"
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09-12-2006, 01:19 AM
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09-12-2006, 01:41 AM
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09-12-2006, 01:56 AM
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09-12-2006, 02:47 AM
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Re: "Do you do Messican-style?"
Yea, play now, pay later
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09-12-2006, 05:41 AM
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09-12-2006, 06:20 AM
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09-12-2006, 09:27 AM
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09-12-2006, 12:02 PM
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Re: "Do you do Messican-style?"
I thought it was going to be similar to penguin style?
?..she says, you can save some money and have it penguin style for $10.
He says, ?Great. What do I need to do??
She kneels down in front of him and tells him to drop his pants?which he does.
She then backs up five feet. He shuffles over. She backs up five feet. He shuffles over?etc?
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09-12-2006, 04:48 PM
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09-12-2006, 10:03 PM
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Re: "Do you do Messican-style?"
Now that there is funny.
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