Men, I hope you're not here

[DRTYFN]

There will be some serious retribution.
Let's just say that when I fire up the Chop Factory I'll be the Israelis and you buttholes will be the Hezbollah towelheads.

[Agriv8r]

[DennisAJC]

OMG!!! This thread got me howling again.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

08-14-2006, 03:50 PM
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Men, I hope you're not here
http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/

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[tanklizard]

It looks like you could have alot of fun with this site. Take Richard Mongler for instance:
http://dontdatehimgirl.com/cheater_view/66688/

So I met this guy who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask him on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. He was a year older than me but I didn't really care, he was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and he slowly unzipped my jeans, he reaches inside and starts kissing his way down my chest, he finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" He replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So he sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! He zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"

[BKLYNH2]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

haha. I like this quote. I can think of some that fit this description.


AND MY LAST WORDS OF ADVICE TO ALL YOUNG WOMEN OUT THERE WHO ARE WITH OLDER MEN: IF THEY ARE OVER THE AGE OF 35 AND STILL AREN'T MARRIED THEY ARE TOO SMART FOR YOUR DUMB ASS. IF YOU ARE OVER 35 AND ARE NOT MARRIED YOU ARE LEFTOVERS. NOBODY WANTS THEM FOR A REASON. THINK ABOUT IT THIS MAKES SENSE.

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