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12-30-2006, 05:41 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday F5
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I haven't seen fifty for some time. Already had the rectal photos taken years ago
The stress test was a lot of fun.....but there were sure some cute nurses
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The rectal photo thing is self explanatory, but WTF is the stress test?
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12-30-2006, 05:47 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday F5
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Originally Posted by DDWH
The rectal photo thing is self explanatory, but WTF is the stress test?
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They show him pics of his woman in different SITUATIONS, such as:
shopping for clothes... with a credit card with his name on it...
or looking at furniture... with a credit card with his name on it...
browsing the jewelry store... with a CC with his name on it....
Just stuff like that.
If he passes out, he's ok. If he has a stroke, that's not so good.
It all depends...
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12-30-2006, 05:50 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday F5
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Originally Posted by KenP
They show him pics of his woman in different SITUATIONS, such as:
shopping for clothes... with a credit card with his name on it...
or looking at furniture... with a credit card with his name on it...
browsing the jewelry store... with a CC with his name on it....
Just stuff like that.
If he passes out, he's ok. If he has a stroke, that's not so good.
It all depends...
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the explanation Ken....what age do I need to do the stress test at or should I just do the drink test instead?
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12-30-2006, 06:28 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday F5
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the explanation Ken....what age do I need to do the stress test at or should I just do the drink test instead?
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Woman-in-life with CC access = Immediate stress test for life saving purposes. Trust me on this.
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12-30-2006, 02:53 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday F5
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Originally Posted by KenP
They show him pics of his woman in different SITUATIONS, such as:
shopping for clothes... with a credit card with his name on it...
or looking at furniture... with a credit card with his name on it...
browsing the jewelry store... with a CC with his name on it....
Just stuff like that.
If he passes out, he's ok. If he has a stroke, that's not so good.
It all depends...
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That would have worked better than the damn treadmill. The nurse was getting upset because after 20 minutes, at a pretty damn fast speed and uphill, my pulse remained below 140, and she wanted 145. Finally she raised it to the Mt Everest position, with NASCAR speed and I got to 145.
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