Coolest Place

[ChuckE]

Coolest place? Have you noticed that every suggestion was from someone in that area of the country.

Well, I'm going to buck that trend.

The Coolest Place? how about Antarctica?
I hear it is very cool, this time of year (or any time of any year).

There are only simple pleasures in the simple towns there (if any pleasures at all).
Exciting?! you haven't lived until you've stumbled between a mother polar bear and her cub! (and then you don't live at all).
Lifetime friends?! You bet! Just hope that your life is longer than theirs.
Dating options? of course! all the options, men, woman (yes that was singular) or shemales.
Make more money? Absolutely! They'll pay plenty for anybody who'll go.

And since you like to do anything, well, being there you'll probably, eventually do EVERYTHING (at least twice).

And besides, who needs another insurance salesman.