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10-29-2008, 01:28 PM
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National Poetry Contest
Most likely a repost but still funny.....
THE NATIONAL POETRY CONTEST HAD COME DOWN TO TWO:
A YALE GRADUATE AND A REDNECK FROM TENNESSEE
THEY WERE GIVEN A WORD, THEN ALLOWED
TWO MINUTES TO STUDY THE WORD AND COME UP WITH A POEM.
THE WORD THEY WERE GIVEN WAS ' TIMBUKTU '.
FIRST TO RECITE HIS POEM WAS THE YALE GRADUATE. HE
STEPPED TO THE MICROPHONE AND SAID:
'SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND,
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.
MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO,
DESTINATION: TIMBUKTU .'
THE CROWD WENT CRAZY!
NO WAY COULD THE REDNECK TOP THAT.
AS THE REDNECK CALMLY MADE HIS WAY TO THE
MICROPHONE AND RECITED:
'ME AND TIM, A' HUNTIN' WE WENT.
MET THREE GALS IN A POP-UP TENT.
THEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO.
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU .'
THE REDNECK WON.
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10-29-2008, 02:18 PM
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Re: National Poetry Contest
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10-29-2008, 03:30 PM
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Re: National Poetry Contest
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