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So, are you and this Blondie chick serious? Have you even met? I noticed Blondie was from Texas and Tower is from toon town so I am just trying to get it all straight.
Going skydiving and extreme trail-driving with someone you don't know very well...... I hope you get along because it is all in the middle of BFE. This all just sounds kinda odd.
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Well, P, it is kind of odd. But then, I'm kind of odd. We seem to know each other very well. Anyway, we will be meeting in less than 13 days, so we'll have everything worked out before you meet us in Moab. Thanks for your concern.
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06-24-2005, 02:52 AM
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You better be careful of the hotel you check into. You can check out, but you may never leave...
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know its not the same hotel...)
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06-24-2005, 03:11 AM
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Scene 6 Act 4
***Fade into stary night pan zoom towards hotel window***
It is 8pm and they've just come back from a lovley dinner standing in the doorway......
- "I had a lovely night Tower. I've never met such a handsome Jewish guy before." H2B whispers with a noticable quiver in her voice.
- Holding her hand, he gently caresses her palm and replies,"Me too, I've never felt like this before about anyone."
The attraction between the two is undeniable...
***Camera zooms onto H2B's face as she reacts to Towers words...***
- "Would you like to come in?" She moans.
Without warning, Tower wraps his arms around her and pulls her close.
H2B feels his strength and her legs abandon her, letting him take her closer.
Bodies collide, arms flailing, lips, tits, and asses convulsing, they become one massive heap of drunken lust.
-"Take me now Tower!" She cries in anticipation, " I want to know how the name Tower came to be!"
He carries her into the hotel room and with one Fred Astaire like sweep of his left foot, closes the door....
***Fade Out***
***End Scene***
Stay tuned.... 
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06-24-2005, 04:18 AM
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From your lips (keyboard) to God's ears!  I rather liked that scene. Thank you, D. |
06-24-2005, 05:41 AM
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Moab? I'm in. Any october dates work for me. And I'll bring my voice this time.
Tim,
What's your Onstar PIN number? That would save us some time.
I'll do Lion's back.
I'm now a 'preferred' member and the Gonzo. I got this thing in the mail that says I get a robe and everything. Woo freakin' hoo.
To the Newbs: The only thing you gotta worry about is stepping a one of Drty's litte pee puddles. Everything else will be fine.
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06-24-2005, 05:47 AM
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LOL! Ya I remember the voice. Hope it's all better now Mr. Brando.
Check "The" PM again.
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06-24-2005, 11:41 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
...You can check out, but you may never leave... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Is that wat happened with you and co-pilot? We're not staying at a hotel and it's not in California.  |
06-24-2005, 11:57 AM
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Yes, except it involved a couple of "cock blocks" (Redbull and Jager- not the hockey player), and the Hummer.
BTW, I saw the Eagles play live on Bravo the other night and they are still awesome. |
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Scene 6 Act 4
***Fade into stary night pan zoom towards hotel window***
It is 8pm and they've just come back from a lovley dinner standing in the doorway......
- "I had a lovely night Tower. I've never met such a handsome Jewish guy before." <span class="ev_code_RED">SHAGGY</span> whispers with a noticable quiver in <span class="ev_code_RED">HIS</span> voice.
- Holding his hand, he gently caresses his palm and replies,"Me too, I've never felt like this before about anyone."
The attraction between the two is undeniable...
***Camera zooms onto <span class="ev_code_RED">SHAGGY'S</span> face as he reacts to Towers words...***
- "Would you like to come in?" <span class="ev_code_RED">I don't care if you drive a ZR2 P/U."</span>He moans.
Without warning, Tower wraps his arms around him and pulls him close.
<span class="ev_code_RED">SHAGGY</span> feels his strength and his legs abandon him, letting him take him closer.
Bodies collide, arms flailing, lips, tits, and asses convulsing, they become one massive heap of drunken lust.
-"Take me now Tower!" He cries in anticipation, " I want to know how the name Tower came to be!"
He carries him into the hotel room and with one Fred Astaire like sweep of his left foot, closes the door....
***Fade Out***
***End Scene***
Stay tuned.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Well, P, it is kind of odd. But then, I'm kind of odd. We seem to know each other very well. Anyway, we will be meeting in less than 13 days, so we'll have everything worked out before you meet us in Moab. Thanks for your concern. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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06-24-2005, 01:33 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Scene 6 Act 4
***Fade into stary night pan zoom towards hotel window***
It is 8pm and they've just come back from a lovley dinner standing in the doorway......
- "I had a lovely night Tower. I've never met such a handsome Jewish guy before." H2B whispers with a noticable quiver in her voice.
- Holding her hand, he gently caresses her palm and replies,"Me too, I've never felt like this before about anyone."
The attraction between the two is undeniable...
***Camera zooms onto H2B's face as she reacts to Towers words...***
- "Would you like to come in?" She moans.
Without warning, Tower wraps his arms around her and pulls her close.
H2B feels his strength and her legs abandon her, letting him take her closer.
Bodies collide, arms flailing, lips, tits, and asses convulsing, they become one massive heap of drunken lust.
-"Take me now Tower!" She cries in anticipation, " I want to know how the name Tower came to be!"
He carries her into the hotel room and with one Fred Astaire like sweep of his left foot, closes the door....
***Fade Out***
***End Scene***
Stay tuned.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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06-24-2005, 02:19 PM
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It looks like the other guy is going to hurl too.
Poor shaggy. 
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06-24-2005, 04:27 PM
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Why is everybody always picking on poor Shaggy? 
I am very disappointed in you boys. |
06-24-2005, 04:38 PM
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WHAT IS THE GONZO??
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06-24-2005, 05:03 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
WHAT IS THE GONZO?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's kind of like a Donkey Punch only different. |
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Why is everybody always picking on poor Shaggy?
I am very disappointed in you boys. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>They are just jealous cause I have a better 4x4 than they do. |
06-24-2005, 06:00 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Why is everybody always picking on poor Shaggy?
I am very disappointed in you boys. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>They are just jealous cause I have a better 4x4 than they do. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, it's because you can slide under closed doors. |
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