The spider that ...

[ree]

came to eat me. I found this outside one of my back doors on Saturday

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Another angle from behind protective glass.

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From the outside before we got it. Thank God for zoom.

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WTF kind of spider was that? It was probably harmless, but it was too big for my comfort.

Time to respray.

[h2co-pilot]

That is really ugly and nasty!

It's babies are going to come after you now. EYU!

[deserth3]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

That is really ugly and nasty!

It's babies are going to come after you now. EYU!

Just waite BIG Brother is comming.

[ree]

I haven't slept very well since the incident know that that kind of crap exists near me.

[ree]

Once, when on a trip in San Jose, I drove up into the hills. As I entered one of the parks (in my rental vehicle), I spotted a tarantula in the middle of the road. As I drove over it, I imagined it jumping up onto the car's underside and hitching a ride back to my hotel and terrorizing me like in a B horror flick.

I hate spiders badly.

[ree]

Originally Posted by PhilD

If you want to get rid of the spiders try some Demon WP. Paragon suggested it and since using it, I haven't seen any nasty biters.

Will do. We get a lot of other nuisance bugs like japanese beetles (they look like lady bugs but bite pretty hard) too that it'll probably help with.

I'm glad I don't live in Texas.

[KenP]

I don't like spiders. They make me skeeerred!!!!

[ree]

My best buddy and I used a tried and tested technique perfected by assault teams in law enforcement and armed forces around the world.

We disoriented and crippled the subject from afar (e.g. flash bang, tear gas grenade) by stomping loudly on the deck and then shooting it with some teratogenic bug killer spray. Then only once it should clear signs of near complete debilitation, did we bother to approach closer than 6 feet and smush it with a long 2x4.

I am a skeered-of-spiders-sissy.

[DRTYFN]

Chlorinated brake cleaner > all insects
Proven killer of hornet nests, cockroaches and all other "tough" bugs.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by ree

From the outside before we got it. Thank God for zoom.
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Is that an elephant on that spiders back?

[h2co-pilot]

Eyu WEIRD! It does look like one.

Prolly what that bish eats.

[ree]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

Is that an elephant on that spiders back?

Yes. It was a BIG spider.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by ree

WTF kind of spider was that? It was probably harmless, but it was too big for my comfort.

Time to respray.

That's Charlotte..... from Charlotte's web.

It's a common barn spider. It's very lethal................ to other insects.

[Agriv8r]

Originally Posted by ree

Yes. It was a BIG spider.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[HummBob]

I HATE SPIDERS

[f5fstop]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

That's Charlotte..... from Charlotte's web.

It's a common barn spider. It's very lethal................ to other insects.

I agree, they are very tasty too. Slow cook over the grill and spice with pepper and Cajun spice. Ummmm good....
Or, roll in spices and flour, deep fry and you have spider poppers.