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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila....... Leave Shyness Behind.
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01-24-2006, 02:41 PM
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila....... Leave Shyness Behind.
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01-24-2006, 02:48 PM
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So thats all it takes...huh? I might have to hit the bottle tonight then.  |
01-24-2006, 03:09 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
So thats all it takes...huh? I might have to hit the bottle tonight then. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Lysol will do, for you.
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01-24-2006, 03:28 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
So thats all it takes...huh? I might have to step into the bottle tonight then. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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01-24-2006, 03:48 PM
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Cute.
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01-24-2006, 04:27 PM
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So I guess the country song is correct then?
"teckillya makes er clothes fall off"
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01-24-2006, 05:10 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
So thats all it takes...huh? I might have to hit the bottle tonight then. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Lysol will do, for you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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01-24-2006, 05:16 PM
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Interesting. I don't remember ever drinking Tequila.  |
01-24-2006, 05:22 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DDWH:
Side effects may include erotic lustfulness, loss of clothing, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
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So that's what my husband's been drinking. Hmmm. LOL.
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01-24-2006, 05:40 PM
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Hmm, I've always used whiskey, but its major side effect is that it turns me into an azzhole.
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01-24-2006, 05:54 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
its major side effect is that it turns me into an azzhole. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So you're Walc??
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01-24-2006, 06:10 PM
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I tend to get dumb (dumber)...and quieter when I drink Alcohol. Maybe a stimulant would help...anyone have any Speed...err...nevermind.
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01-24-2006, 07:09 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DarthKarl:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
its major side effect is that it turns me into an azzhole. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So you're Walc?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's low man.  
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01-24-2006, 07:15 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
Hmm, I've always used whiskey, but its major side effect is that it turns me into an azzhole. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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01-24-2006, 09:18 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DarthKarl:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
its major side effect is that it turns me into an azzhole. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So you're Walc?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's low man. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You should have known me, before I stopped drinking alcohol ( 23 years ago ).
On second thought, no you shouldn't have known me.
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01-24-2006, 09:24 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DarthKarl:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
its major side effect is that it turns me into an azzhole. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So you're Walc?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's low man. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You should have known me, before I stopped drinking alcohol ( 23 years ago ).
On second thought, no you shouldn't have known me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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01-24-2006, 09:34 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DarthKarl:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
its major side effect is that it turns me into an azzhole. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So you're Walc?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's low man. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You should have known me, before I stopped drinking alcohol ( 23 years ago ).
On second thought, no you shouldn't have known me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
AA + Attorney's...like peas and carrots </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It works, if you work it.
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01-24-2006, 09:53 PM
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Act as if.....
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01-24-2006, 10:23 PM
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Damn, I thought all attorneys drank! 
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