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H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
One guess. 
When a street narrows down to one lane, the vehicle next to you is an H2 and you're in a Honda Element you usually don't try to intimidate the H2 with your mobile refrigerator. Right front of Element meet left rear of H2.
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08-01-2006, 06:26 AM
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
I wonder if he can buff it out?
He pretty much ate sh*t on that one. Dee dee dee. He was pretty polite, too. I'm sure his g/f wanted him to yell or have some balls. But I think his self-preservation instinct kicked in. We didn't even really speak - just exchanged insurance info. Can't wait to give a statement to his insurance company. |
08-01-2006, 06:34 AM
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
that's all???
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08-01-2006, 06:34 AM
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
BAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That's sweet.
Stupid H2 driver.
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08-01-2006, 06:48 AM
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BAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That's sweet.
Stupid H2 driver. |
I know. He's probably a real bastich. |
08-01-2006, 07:22 AM
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
Nice!!!!!!!
But I think with better sidewalls you could have rode his fender a little higher. Maybe think about airing down next time. |
08-01-2006, 07:32 AM
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
To me, looks like the HElement won.
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08-01-2006, 07:46 AM
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Nice!!!!!!!
But I think with better sidewalls you could have rode his fender a little higher. Maybe think about airing down next time. |
If I'd had the Iroks on his little cooler of a car would have gotten the wood chipper treatment. |
08-01-2006, 04:40 PM
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
MTZ would have liked a bite!!
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
I'll put $50.00 on the H2 and another $50.00 on the over under on damage
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I'll put $50.00 on the H2 and another $50.00 on the over under on damage
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Are you kidding? One run through the dirt or mud and the Element slime will be gone. And then a little rattle can and the rails will be good as new. But I'm going to leave the scuffs in the hope of dissuading any future wannabe intimidators. |
08-01-2006, 05:40 PM
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
Damage was less than expected.
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
You should get another set of Toyos----Just For Rubbing You The Wrong Way! 
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
HAHA!!! Element eats DRTY H2!!!!
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
Imagine what would have happened to the Helement if you didn't notice it? You would of thought you ran over a pop can.
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Imagine what would have happened to the Helement if you didn't notice it? You would of thought you ran over a pop can. |
Sort of like when a certain someone backed over a Honda and didn't notice until she heard the tin can crumbling.
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Re: H2 vs. Honda Element - Guess who wins
Screw all that...how'd the girlfriend look? Any pics?
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Screw all that...how'd the girlfriend look? Any pics? |
Mid to late 20's, dumpy, crabby and on the down slope of her life. |
08-02-2006, 12:32 AM
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Mid to late 20's, dumpy, crabby and on the down slope of her life.
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So in otherwords your type of girl?
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