Beer vs. Pu$%& (Adult content: language)

[KenP]

Beer

VS

Pussy!!

THE PLAYOFF

Beer is always wet.

Pussy needs a little work.

BEER 1

PUSSY 0

Warm beer

tastes awful.

One point to Pussy

BEER 1

PUSSY 1

A really cold beer is satisfying


One point to Beer.

BEER 2

PUSSY 1

If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2

PUSSY 2

Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.

Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2

PUSSY 3

If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.If you eat any Pussy in public,

you become a legend.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2

PUSSY 4

If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested.

If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2

PUSSY 5

You normally don't find old beer.

One point to Beer

BEER 3

PUSSY 5

Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.

Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 3
PUSSY 6

In most countries there's a tax on beer.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 3

PUSSY 7

If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.

One point to Beer.

BEER 4

PUSSY 7

You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can.

One point to Beer.

BEER 5

PUSSY 7

If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down.

One point to Beer.

BEER 6

PUSSY 7

You always know how much beer is going to cost.

One point to Beer.

BEER 7

PUSSY 7

Beer doesn't have a mother.

One point to Beer

BEER 8

PUSSY 7

Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it.

One point to Beer.

BEER 9

PUSSY 7

FINAL SCORE

BEER 9

PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is:

BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.

An extra point for BEER

[DDWH]

[NewHummerGuy]

Originally Posted by DDWH

Awesome

[Marcmedic]

Beer won't lock you out of the house and make you sleep on a futon in the poker room in the guest house...

[BlueHUMMERH2]

[SnakeH2]

Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2

Do you even understand half of those???

[Grover Cleveland]

I am famous. Therefore, I do not have to eat pussy.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by SnakeH2

Do you even understand half of those???

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy

Awesome

X2!

[William Howard Taft]

Originally Posted by Grover Cleveland

I am famous. Therefore, I do not have to eat pussy.

I named one of my tiny "logs" after your daughter. I called it a "Baby Ruth", then I fed it to my dog.

[h2co-pilot]

So........instead of saying I have a headache I can just hand you a Coors Light?

Originally Posted by William Howard Taft

I named one of my tiny "logs" after your daughter. I called it a "Baby Ruth", then I fed it to my dog.

Originally Posted by SnakeH2

Do you even understand half of those???