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05-14-2007, 07:22 PM
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this thread is useless without pictures....ken hint hint
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05-14-2007, 07:42 PM
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Anyone ever do it? Dennis wanted to know about it. |
Why would I want to tan my taint? I'm not a cracka.
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05-14-2007, 08:46 PM
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Ummm, no.
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05-14-2007, 10:18 PM
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umm no??? wtf??? WTF!!!!!
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What the hell are you all talking about??
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HAHAHA thats hilarious!
You can use that spray on **** for your taint area Dennis
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I thought a taint was the area between the pussy and the a$$hole.
because it taint pussy, it taint a$$hole .
I never thought about a guy having one  why would you tan it 
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Dennis is shy about his white pastey taint being shown in his gay videos he makes. When his legs are up high you can see his white spot |
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I thought a taint was the area between the pussy and the a$$hole.
because it taint pussy, it taint a$$hole .
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I always heard it was a guy that had one. Taint the balls taint the azz. I don't think girls have taints.
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Ohh they got um
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You pricks are just jealous because I keep my taint presentable.
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Urbandictionary.com - TAINT
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God damn it... as I was making my previous post and about durfing I totally flumped myself. A flump is kind of like a shart or durf, but is more fluid than solid. Oopsie.  Nothing a nice shower couldn't freshen up. |
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God damn it... as I was making my previous post and about durfing I totally flumped myself. A flump is kind of like a shart or durf, but is more fluid than solid. Oopsie. Nothing a nice shower couldn't freshen up. |
That's disgusting........ yet mildly soothing.
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Choda ..... ( )
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and to think I always thought it was just a made up word...
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LOLOL .. I see you know your Urban Dictionary "Word For the Day!" ROFLOL!
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