Definition of a gangsta

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i got a pretty good chuckle outa this:

gangsta

A gangsta is a complete and utter MORON. Often, the word "gangsta" is used as a taunt, or a witty but insulting comeback. In some countries it is treated as the Michael Jackson of insults. Some prerequisites to be a gangsta are:

- Ignorance
- Inability to read
- Inability to spell
- Inability to wear a hat properly
- Inability to hold a gun
- Inability to choose the proper size of clothing
- Smoke crack cocaine
- Claim to dodge bullets and be poor, so to be be recognized by a group of idiotic 13 year olds as an "idol"
- No common sense
- Don't feel like working hard enough to get a real job
- Kill people because it's "cool"
- Buy $200 dollar shoes
- Buy a huge "bling bling" chain. Or, better yet, dip a chiwawa in chrome and wear it around your neck. Oops, I meant, "yo" neck, holmes.
- Be tough (This is an odd requirement. Most gangstas are tough, but get angry when a white person says the ever popular hilarious word: "nigger". Also see: pussy and omg im offended by words whut shall i do?

- Be black (Not always required - a new fad has started in the previously clean and awesome suburbs: white kids seem to want to live in the ghetto, a disgusting place full of thieves, murderers, pimps, extortionists, drug dealers, and thieving murdering pimping extortionist drug dealers. If a ghetto is formed in your society, it is time for a genocide. Often times, these ghettoians will claim to be sick, but they never specify with what. They also claim to be a dope, and I must agree with them. Other phrases include: "yo", "homie", "nigga", "dawg", "frog", and "I'm similar to a squirrel!" (thanks 50 Cent(s))

- Use "AIM" (Apparently, a new wave of gangstas are spawning. You no longer have to be poor to be a gangsta, and you no longer have to use a phone to speak to someone else not with you like a moron. You can now type to other "gangstas" with shortcuts that save you .00000000001 of second. Some of these shortcuts include: "u", "r", "rly", "gy". Gangstas also claim to be "reppasentin da h00d" by sending area codes to other AIMers.?)

In conclusion, "gangstas" are the "Untouchables" in the American caste system.
1. yo homie dat nigga ova dere b madd illin cuz yo he be Gellin like a fealon YA KNAWH WUT IM SAYIN chea

2. Lo and behold the ever popular inner city gangsta! I am wearing an XLLLLLLL shirt, pants around my ankles, Daffy Duck boxers, and a 20 lbs. chain around my neck to improve my appearence! I sell women and treat them like sex objects, which most of them like! I sell illegal substances to "hood rats"! I dance like a moron! I first had sex in 7th grade during lunch in the bathroom with a slut who is now my loving wife! We live in a run down "ghetto" (notice I am using ghetto as an adjective instead of a noun - also popular among today's intelligent and ever so creative youth) apartment with a computer so we can tell all of our friends (using poor grammar of course) how "pimping" we are! WOOOOOOORD!

3. JEAH HOME-EE, I BE BUSTING MAD SLUGS AT LOCAL RESIDENTS IN MY LOCAL "HOOD", SUCH AS GRANDMOTHERS IN DA 139 YO!
by renato omg teh ghetto Jun 18, 2005 email it