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09-13-2007, 09:37 PM
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Water or Coke, which is The Real Thing??
Water Or Coke ???
Which one is the 'Real Thing' ???
We all know that water is important but you've never seen it written down like this before.
WATER
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half world population.)
2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50%less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?
COKE
1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
Now the question is, would YOU like a glass of water or Coke
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09-13-2007, 09:44 PM
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Re: Water or Coke, which is The Real Thing??
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09-13-2007, 09:51 PM
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Re: Water or Coke, which is The Real Thing??
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Hi, I'd like a glass of bite the wax tadpole. 
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09-13-2007, 10:55 PM
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Re: Water or Coke, which is The Real Thing??
I'll have a coke with that bull sh!t 
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09-14-2007, 12:01 AM
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Re: Water or Coke, which is The Real Thing??
I can't remeber the time when a glass of water cleansed me of hunger pangs! 
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09-14-2007, 02:40 AM
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Re: Water or Coke, which is The Real Thing??
I still like "RC Cola"
Some of the BS does work...
The Battery acid part is true.
And drinking water to make you fill full is also true.
I am sure the Helll not going to waste a T-Bone to find out if it will disapear, which I know in my house it will disapear faster than that.
I like the idea of cooking ham with it.
But the most important part was missing.... Coke sure does go good with my Crown Royal... 
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09-14-2007, 04:08 AM
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Re: Water or Coke, which is The Real Thing??
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But the most important part was missing.... Coke sure does go good with my Crown Royal... 
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Try it with Pepsi.
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09-14-2007, 04:48 AM
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Re: Water or Coke, which is The Real Thing??
ll take a gingerale! haha jk, i swear i drink at least about 200 cups of water a day haha. If i go to a restaurant i drink 1 litre of water, i only drink bottled thats how i measured it, alsol in the past hour ive ben on the computer ive drank already 40 FL OZ of water. I drink A LOT of water. and probably one glass of coke or a soda every other day. only time i really drink soda is when a restuarant doesnt offer bottled, or when im at the movies.
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