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#1
03-21-2006, 11:48 PM
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A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.
So the first morning ofher honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and accidentally let out a big fart.
She looked up and said:
"Aww so sowwy...excuse prease, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."
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#2
03-21-2006, 11:55 PM
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lol that was cute.
(Gurls don't fart though 
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03-22-2006, 12:38 AM
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no, we princess bubble. Right boss hoss and hoss' boss.
#5
03-22-2006, 03:59 AM
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Sometimes when you cry... no one sees your tears.
Sometimes when you are worried... no one sees your pain.
Sometimes when you are happy... no one sees your smile.
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But fart just one damn time ...
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#6
03-22-2006, 05:20 AM
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No sh!t, thank you.Quote:
Originally posted by Sewie:
Sometimes when you cry... no one sees your tears.
Sometimes when you are worried... no one sees your pain.
Sometimes when you are happy... no one sees your smile.
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But fart just one damn time ...
Can't wait to vist Vancouver again.
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03-22-2006, 10:17 AM
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They won’t admit it and unlike men do hide it but when they do it’s normally a killer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Quote:
Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
(Gurls don't fart though )
x2 Ain't that the truth! 
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#8
03-22-2006, 10:43 AM
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Good Lord yes. they will store them up for months at a time like a damn camel. then when you least expect it.......BANG
...they then say "well you do it all the time". my reply is then "maybe you should do it a lil more often".
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#9
03-22-2006, 05:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by NewHummerGuy:
Good Lord yes. they will store them up for months at a time like a damn camel. then when you least expect it.......BANG ...they then say "well you do it all the time". my reply is then "maybe you should do it a lil more often".
LMFAO! no doubt!
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