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12-08-2003, 06:04 PM
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what an idiot...
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12-08-2003, 06:26 PM
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F'ing moron. He should be making "H.5" emblems. Dumb dick.
Patrioy, could you pray for this guy to get a prolapsed bowel? Thanks in advance.
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12-08-2003, 06:43 PM
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Not candles... anything but that!!! Actually candles weren't that bad...
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12-08-2003, 06:53 PM
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Patriot...I saw (and made) a sticker almost identical to that a couple of years ago. The only difference was the wording. Mine says "This car is equipped with a turbocharger. Due to possible breathing problems under heavy acceleration, all females are advised to remove and tight fitting or constrictive clothing for safety." Seems a little more appropriate on a turbocharged car, since Hummers can't really accelerate. 
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12-08-2003, 07:24 PM
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MMMMM....Candles....AHHHH.....Candles.
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12-09-2003, 12:21 PM
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Check this Crap out....
Hummer Recovery Team

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12-09-2003, 12:35 PM
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Pretty Funny!!!
Does that mean that the Hummer will be recovering the Land Rovers.
Shouldn't that be Mounted on a Hummer!
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12-09-2003, 02:15 PM
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Did you say candle? I found a great holiday candle holder just for you.
Here's a special warning sign for you.
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12-09-2003, 02:32 PM
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There you go.. now look what you did
H.5
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
F'ing moron. He should be making "H.5" emblems. Dumb dick.
Patrioy, could you pray for this guy to get a prolapsed bowel? Thanks in advance.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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12-09-2003, 04:42 PM
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For the love of peet, what in the hell are these element pussies making plays on the Hummer for??? Just to contrast their pathetic comparison? And the disco tire-cover freak-- Hummer recovery?? Ya, look at the size of that teenie weanie tire cover-- all to appropriate. With spare tires that small it seems that disco dudes better stay on-road or else venture into the world of off-road barbie. Good hell there are too many pathetic retards out in our midst.
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12-09-2003, 04:45 PM
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The element people need a decal/emblem for their vehicles that has a picture of something fallic stuck in their rear quarterpanel! Ley-who-zee-her........losers!. Jim Carrey summed it up best.
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12-09-2003, 04:57 PM
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 You know, everytime I see a Honda Element, I think about getting my bb gun and playing shoot the element, like at a carnival! Those things are like a one-legged man in a$$ kicking contest!
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12-09-2003, 05:21 PM
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Every time I see an Element I get this sudden urge to climb in that rolling porta-potty and make a grumpy in the back seat and then pull the electric window fuse and jam the doorlocks. 
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12-09-2003, 05:36 PM
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What's next, the Honda Isotope?
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12-09-2003, 09:37 PM
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That emblem screams, "I wish I had the bucks or the balls to get an H2. But I don't, so lookie what I came up with" Let 'em use it.
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