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06-27-2006, 05:53 PM
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Fatty Ejected
Ejected through a sunroof on that rig??? A 6 hundy pounder would barely fit out of a convertible with the top down. WTF???
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/loca...ryid=34208&s=d
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600 lbs. woman survives getting thrown through sunroof
Town N Country, Florida – A woman is in stable condition after being ejected through the sunroof of her SUV during an accident.
Thirty-seven-year-old Ruth Matthews told paramedics that another vehicle cut her off in traffic, and she took evasive action to avoid a crash. Her Isuzu Amigo rolled over and she was thrown through the sunroof and onto the roadway. Investigators say she was not wearing her seatbelt.
Paramedics initially tried to fly Matthews to Tampa General Hospital, but her weight, estimated at 600 pounds, made it impossible. Emergency crews were able to transport her to St. Joseph’s Hospital, where she is listed in stable condition.
Authorities are continuing their investigation.
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I bet they're all scratching their heads. I've just got to see pictures.
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06-27-2006, 06:01 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
belive it or not episode
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06-27-2006, 06:07 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
No freaking way she shot through the sunroof. Reminds me of Augustus through the Chocolate tube.
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06-27-2006, 06:08 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
Amigos can't carry that much weight.
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06-27-2006, 06:29 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
She probably bounced across the pavement like she was wearing one big air bag.  |
06-27-2006, 06:34 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
"Investigators say she was not wearing her seatbelt."
Uh, ya think? How could she???  |
06-27-2006, 07:09 PM
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06-27-2006, 07:10 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
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Originally Posted by KenP
Amigos can't carry that much weight.
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X2, was thinking the same thing.
She probably went through the back convertible top not the sunroof. Just more dramatic for the reporter to write if she went through the sunroof.
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06-27-2006, 08:19 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
Do you know how many people get ejected out of their cars and die as a result each week? 
I cant believe you guys would use this article as any type of a joke to make you all smile/laugh......
I mean, come on now, someone almost lost their life here.....isn't there other articles out there that you could have used for entertainment...
Shouldn't HIHUMMER be bitching about how she was prob someone's mother and HummerNewbie should be jumping your ass for using someone else's misfortune for your own laughter... 
You probally dont have any kids do you DRTYFN>......you sick bastard!!! |
06-27-2006, 08:20 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
Roid rage? |
06-27-2006, 08:22 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
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Lay off the 'roids Moonie. |
God damn it it's not roids.....
BSN NO XPLODE
B vitamin
Protein Drink 3X Daily
and lots and lots of sex.......keeps the thighs and mid-section in good shape... 
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06-27-2006, 08:25 PM
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You fondle accident victims don't you? |
06-27-2006, 08:27 PM
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Shouldn't HIHUMMER be bitching about how she was prob someone's mother and HummerNewbie should be jumping your ass for using someone else's misfortune for your own laughter... |
Not sure where that came from
Bad day Moonie?
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06-27-2006, 08:33 PM
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Not sure where that came from
Bad day Moonie? |
Must have been his GF. Sorry Moonie. Hope her and her fat ass is ok. |
06-27-2006, 08:35 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
No not having a bad day...
I'm just accustomed to all of you jumping my ass any time I comment, joke, or reference to anything envolving something that might offend someone....
Then the "supreme tahoe god" DRTYDICK posts something that "could" be offensive to some (fat people ) (anyone who has lost a loved one through a sun roof) and everyone jumps in and starts joking about it....Just thought I'd be the offended one for once |
06-27-2006, 08:36 PM
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Must have been his GF. Sorry Moonie. Hope her and her fat ass is ok. |
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She is prob at the gym working out right now actually...Not sitting on a ****ing automotive forum eating cheetos....and chatting.... |
06-27-2006, 08:39 PM
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She is prob at the gym working out right now actually...Not sitting on a ****ing automotive forum eating cheetos....and chatting.... |
Uh..and where are you there sunshine??
Oh moonie..get your panties out of a wad. |
06-27-2006, 08:39 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
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"Investigators say she was not wearing her seatbelt."
Uh, ya think? How could she??? |
lol...duh!! |
06-27-2006, 08:43 PM
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I'm just accustomed to all of you jumping my ass any time I comment, joke, or reference to anything envolving something that might offend someone.... |
But you drive a heep so we are allowed to do that to you
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06-27-2006, 08:48 PM
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Re: Fatty Ejected
The reasons no one is offended:
1) b/c the bitch shouldn't have been driving in the first place. I mean..how much control can a 600lb person have over a vechile when they have to pick up a fat roll in order to make a turn.
2) b/c she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
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3) no where did the article mention Hummer.  Now..if it was ORGINALLY changed to say she was driving a hummer...I probably would have been pissed or at least made you think I was. |
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