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And Those Halloween Tea-and-Torah Parties Are No Fun at All

Teen girl #1:The guy with the blond hair, is he English?
Teen girl #2: No, he's Jewish.
Teen girl #1: I hate Halloween.

--CVS, 4th St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: johnozed



His Mistake Was Leaning in for a Kiss

Hobo: Sir, can I trouble you for a cigarette?
Suit #1: Yeah no problem, man.
Hobo: Have a light, too?
Suit #1: Sure.
Hobo: Thanks, man... get the **** outta my face!
Suit #2: Only in NYC, man...

--Bryant Park

Overheard by: Rob


White Folks Still Claim Jesus Was A Cracker

Teen boy: Do you know where I can find those Communion wafers? I want to eat them with salsa.
Friend: Um, you can't just eat those. It's the body of Christ.
--Rockefeller Center
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Runners-Up:
· "Besides, Three Days Later You'll Be Hungry Again" - Sparky
· "...And After Three days, He Arose, with Craving for Pico de Gallo" - Russ Wall
· "...And They're 2000 Years Past Their Expiration Date" - John
· "And Stop Putting Salt on the Rim of the Chalice" - Amy Stephenson
· "Betcha Can't Transubstantiate Just One" - chris
· "Body of Satan Has More Tang Anyway" - Jessica
· "Friends Don't Let Friends Go to Church Stoned" - Pix
· "If Jesus Wanted Us to Eat Him with Salsa, He'd Be Appearing on Tortillas.... Oh... Wait." - ilemanzer
· "Look for the Bag Marked 'Corpus Crispy'" - Slept thru the Sermon
· "My God Stays Crunchy in Milk" - Benedict
· "That's What You Said about the Last Donut, Too" - SDP
· "The Next Special Ingredient on Iron Chef" - dan
· "They're Best Served with Dogma" - zg
· "Try the Taco Bells of St. Mary's" - jules


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Ghetto chick: I'm pregnant
Thug: So?
Ghetto chick: What do you mean, "So"?
Thug: Shouldn't you be having this conversation with your husband
Ghetto chick: And tell him what, that I cheated and got pregnant?
Thug: No, but you can tell him to pay for the abortion or he'll be raising my kid, if it's even mine.
Ghetto chick: What the fuck do you mean if it's yours?
Thug: Bitch please! I'm a pimp, look I gotta go--you and your husband figure it out.
Ghetto chick: Where the fuck you think your going?
Thug: Bitch, I don't answer to you. I'm out.

--875 3rd Ave

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