Microsoft

[Adam in CO]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have
passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass
it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the
words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister manager, I am ready."
The man ager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green,
and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call
center for computer problems.
No doubt you have spoken to him.

[Sewie]

No, but I did work with Suman and Sandip last week. No joke.

[f5fstop]

I have a guy named Jagjeep in India, works for ACS who handles my mainframe issues.
First time he called, didn't know if he was a JAG officer named Jeep or a Jeep driver named Jag.

[Albie]

yeah we have a consultants for our SAP project and she does not speak a word of english.. I have to ask her to e-mail her questions even thought she is in the same building. Why should we pay her $1250 to send me e-mails.

[deserth3]

Originally Posted by Albie

yeah we have a consultants for our SAP project and she does not speak a word of english.. I have to ask her to e-mail her questions even thought she is in the same building. Why should we pay her $1250 to send me e-mails.

Are you talking about the SAP computer program? We use it for tracking work hours. AS a shift worker on the user end, it's a POS.