For you golfers

[NewHummerGuy]

To get you in shape for the coming season.

New Golf Book

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a
Titlist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings


Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in
the Water

Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the
5th...

Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your
Opponent

Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three
Putt

Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer - From The
Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole
and Stiff the Bartender......."

[Marcmedic]

Chapter 19. Reloading a new ball onto the tee is acceptable if your first shot has not even landed yet.

Chapter 20. How to turn your slice into a "power fade".

[NewHummerGuy]

Originally Posted by Marcmedic

19. Reloading a new ball onto the tee is acceptable if your first shot has not even landed yet.

20. How to turn your slice into a "power fade".

[Marcmedic]

I'm an expert at #19. Just ask Tah2oe...

[Tah2oe]

On my last golf outing my driver ended up in the lake, it floats. Golf sucks. You have a mean power fade for sure.