Truck Balls Banning

[Bully13]

Any one here have those truck balls that you hang on your truck underbody?

Lawmaker comes down on plastic gonads
ANNAPOLIS, Md. - Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.
The measure was filed in the General Assembly Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., R-Washingon, who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban depictions of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.
"It's time to take a stand," Myers told The (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail.
The American Civil Liberties Union objected to Myers' bill.
"The legislation is overly broad, and would probably make it illegal to have a sticker on your car of the Venus de Milo from an art museum," ACLU of Maryland spokeswoman Meredith Curtis wrote in an e-mail.
Pamela Campbell whose Bullhead City, Ariz., business sells fake bull testicles, suggested that the swinging decorations can prompt healthy discussions about anatomy and reproduction.
"Do we have to neuter all dogs that walk by us?" she asked. "Where does it stop?"
Last week, Arizona's legislature rejected a measure that would have banned vehicle splash guards bearing racist terms or silhouettes of naked women.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/vehicle_vulgarity;_ylt=AjuNfe4CrLqKoG.gb.hZ8HYjr7s F

[HummBebe]

How about...."They are just plain tacky" ?

And where did you dig up the Hummer pic Tim??? LOL

[bparker]

and what have you been searching for on google.com??????

[Bully13]

Originally Posted by HummBebe

where did you dig up the Hummer pic Tim??? LOL

Found it hanging around

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0geuuxPq95FYWoBXnpXNyoA?p=truck%20bal ls%20hummer&fr=yfp-t-501&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8&fr2=tab-web

[frenzy1]

I hate those things anyway !!

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by HummBebe

How about...."They are just plain tacky" ?

And where did you dig up the Hummer pic Tim??? LOL

Surprised you don't have truck nutz.

[GLBLWARMR]

I had a set of those on my Truck in Japan. I had to paint them blue though.

[Vettster]

Originally Posted by frenzy1

I hate those things anyway !!

I agree. They are pretty

But, it makes me wonder. What's next?

Maybe the little chrome girls on the trucks mud flaps?

Edit: I just read the post where it does mention the girls on the mudflaps. One question: How do you tell there naked?

Tread Lightly,
Vettster

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by Vettster

I agree. They are pretty

But, it makes me wonder. What's next?

Maybe the little chrome girls on the trucks mud flaps?

Edit: I just read the post where it does mention the girls on the mudflaps. One question: How do you tell there naked?

Tread Lightly,
Vettster

X-Rays...

RYD

[KenP]

I've only seen them on one vehicle that I can remember. Just one.

WTH are they doing in MD?

[K9sH3]

Originally Posted by KenP

I've only seen them on one vehicle that I can remember. Just one.

WTH are they doing in MD?

Not if you move to FL, you will see them everywhere.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I know you won't believe me but those are mine. About 14 years ago I did a porn film and there was a visitor to the set who was an artist. He did lifelike 3D statues of people and

Well one thing lead to another and i'm still getting checks each month...

RYD

[ROX]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Surprised you don't have truck nutz.

...no comment...I'm sure it's not nutz tho.

[K9sH3]

[usetosellhummer]

One the guys here has em on his H3, I told him it's a trolling for men and flashing the sign

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR

I had a set of those on my Truck in Japan. I had to paint them blue though.

Over there they are considered lucky items.

[HummBebe]

Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

...no comment...I'm sure it's not nutz tho.

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Ridiculous. Something similar to this was just shot down in Arizona. Who the fck cares? I have partially naked women on my truck. Will I have to remove them if I drive through MD now? Bullsh!t.

[h2co-pilot]

I think they are nasty and I'm glad.

A Story


I was driving one day and my son started laughing hysterically. I was looking around in a WTF state. Then he started howling "Balls. HAHA....balls!! Those are BALLS!!!"

"What are you talking about?" (thinking of the time he was learning to read and read "Extra low pricks" instead of prices.... or died laughing when we went to "Dicks" sporting goods)

I was still clueless. My little girl was in the back seat- laughing but she didn't know what my son was laughing at.

"Balls Mom, you know... Nuts....TESTES!!!!! Look! HAHA! They are swinging hahahahahaha"

I looked right ahead at inspection sticker hieght and saw the big black ball bag swinging under the trailer hitch of a lifted truck. Biting a whole in my tongue from trying not to chuckle. I think they even had veins.

My beautiful 2 yr old little blue eyed cherub in the back started parroting "TESTEEEZ. BALLS!! Tee hee"

Just hearing her say that made me want to chuckle. But, had to refrain and explain somethings but not explain some things.

Needless to say they make an ordinary drive with children uncomfortable.

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

I know you won't believe me but those are mine. About 14 years ago I did a porn film and there was a visitor to the set who was an artist. He did lifelike 3D statues of people and

Well one thing lead to another and i'm still getting checks each month...

RYD

I'd let a cast be made of certain areas if I got a nice check in the mail each month!