I could be a millionaire!! :)

[dochummer]

I love getting these emails....crack me up every time...

ATTN:

I am Ray Basil, the Auditor General, Lead Merchant
Bank. In the course of my auditing, I discovered a
floating fund in an account which was opened in 1990
belonging to a dead foreigner Late Mr. Pius Chan, a
national of your country. I decided to track his last
name over the Internet to locate any member of his
family hence I got in contact with you.

I want to move the sum of $15.5M from Lead Merchant
Bank in his account abroad. I therefore write to ask
you that you quietly partner with me and providing an
account or setting up a new one that will serve the
purpose of receiving this fund. Even an empty account
can also serve as long as there will be honesty to me
till the end of the deal and I hope you will never let
me down. After going through Late Pius? records and
files, I discovered that:

(1) No one has operated this account since 2000;
(2)He died without an heir; hence the money has been
floating.
(3) No other person knows about this account and there
was no known beneficiary. AND IF I DO NOT REMIT THIS
MONEY URGENTLY, IT WOULD BE FORFEITED FOR NOTHING.

This money can only be approved to you legally as you
have the same LAST NAME as Late Pius. Hence I am
contacting you. I will require your urgent reply so
that I can give you the details of this transaction.
Kindly forward your telephone and fax numbers. I am
ready to give you the sum of $5,500,000 ($5.5M) for
your assistance and partnering with me. I look forward
to your prompt response.

Best Regards ,

Ray Basil.

[CO Hummer]

$15.5M? What a rip-off. I got $26M from Shaggy's girlfriend.

[DRTYFN]

Post the email address and all info. We need to play with this douche.

[DennisAJC]

REAL

[usetosellhummer]

Oh really i won the roal Scotish lotto

[dochummer]

ray basil [raybas600@yahoo.co.uk]

Subject: Late Pius Chan

enjoy

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

REAL

FAKE!!!

[Captain of the Titanic]

HA! My email offer came from Nigerian Royalty.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by dochummer

ray basil [raybas600@yahoo.co.uk]

Subject: Late Pius Chan

enjoy

Just sent off an email that looks like a reply to his:

I'm very interested in helping you. How to proceed?

[ROX]

Please keep us posted!!! This could be fun!

Doc, you should make him pay you 5 million not to turn him into the feds.

Shouldn't someone turn that Dumbass into the authorities?

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

Shouldn't someone turn that Dumbass into the authorities?

I've contacted Shaggy and he's going to put a stop to this.

[dochummer]

This wille be interesting...

I thought about asking him to sen d couple thousand to cover the wire transfer fee....

[ssgharkness020147]

Its a waste of time. Every time I get an email from them I send them pictures and some stuff ( ), but the emails always bounce. Too bad, I wish the mail provider would let them keep it just for one more day.

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Post the email address and all info. We need to play with this douche.

Special.

[DRTYFN]

Oop!! Got a bite from my little fishy.

Hi,

I must thank you for your reply and readiness to
assist me in this regard. As this transaction is of
high magnitude,

I would want to properly and formally introduce myself
to you. I am 56 years of age; I am married with five
children, three lovely daughters and two sons. I have
worked with Lead Merchant Bank as an auditor for 18
years now presently I am the head of the auditing
department, a position I am holding since 1996. I am a
Christian, a baptized Catholic since my childhood.

Please, find hereunder the details of the transaction
for better understanding:

For us to effect this, you will stand in as a relative
of late Pius Chan and you will send in an application
to the head of International Remittance Division of my
Bank that your cousin's fund be paid to you as the
next of kin. Once approval is given, you will be
contacted directly for them to process and effect
transfer.

Once an order for transfer has been given, I will take
a leave of absence and travel down to meet with you
for my share. It is a matter of necessity to contact
you for this transaction without further investigation
about your person since you have the same last name as
the deceased person. I view you to be in the capacity
of a businessman that will be able to handle its own
end of the project. It is therefore necessary that you
tell me a little about yourself. I hope you would not
betray me. As for Trust, it is given things that trust
is earned, it is not given out lightly.

However, because I need you in this transaction, I
must give $5.5M. I believe that this will keep you
from refusing to give my own share of the money when
the transaction is completed.

The modality for our project has been worked out
carefully and we cannot go wrong as long as you work
with me in unity. I am very positive that our success
is highly dependent on how much dedication we have
towards this project. Please my direct involvement in
this transaction should not be mentioned to anybody
that would be contacting you from my company else it
would jeopardize this transaction.

Upon the commencement of this transaction, you will be
expected to make all direct communications with the
Head of the International Fund Remittance department
of my bank, while I will be behind the scene to tell
you what to do and say.

With your cooperation and confidentiality, we will
pull this within 14 working days.

I will send the drafted application to you and I am
attaching a copy of his certificate of deposit late
Pius Chan.

Ray Basil (Mr.)

[DRTYFN]

I look forward to helping you in any way possible. Let me know how you would like to proceed.

Sincerely,
Elmer

[NewHummerGuy]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Oop!! Got a bite from my little fishy.

I dont know man. Sounds legit if you ask me

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy

I dont know man. Sounds legit if you ask me

I'm gonna be rich, bitch!!!!

[DRTYFN]

Ruh rohhh... Anybody have a # we can use to trap this turd?

Thank you for your response. Could send me your cell
phone numbers where I can reach you? . I have equally
drafted an application which I want you to copy and
send to the Head of International Fund Remittance of
my bank, Mr. Tom Joseph, through his email address:
leadmerchantsinfo@yahoo.com Please note that any
correspondence from him must be forwarded to me for
advice so that we do not jeopardised this transaction.

I shall be waiting for your cell phone numbers.

Thank you.

Ray.

[ROX]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Ruh rohhh... Anybody have a # we can use to trap this turd?

Couldn't you use one of those prepaid phones? You don't have to give out information to own one of those, I don't think.

This person is a complete a-hole.

It is a matter of necessity to contact
you for this transaction without further investigation
about your person since you have the same last name as
the deceased person.

Is that English?