Sheryl Crow would like your ass to itch....

[BlueTJCO]

I dont know about you, but I'd have one ****ty day if I was limited to one little square of TP per sitting...........

Report: Sheryl Crow's Solutions to Global Warming

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Americans may be using less toilet paper, if Sheryl Crow has her way.
The singer, who is crossing the country on a biodiesel bus with producer Laurie David, proposes limiting toilet paper use as one solution to global warming, according to a Washington Post report.
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," she wrote April 19 on the Biodiesel Bus blog, according to a report by the Washington Post. "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."
Her toilet paper manifesto would limit how many squares of toilet paper Americans use in a sitting.

She would like everyone to limit themselves to one square per sitting.............

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

1 square yard maybe...

[f5fstop]

I read that today, and laughed my arse off.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

I dont know about you, but I'd have one ****ty day if I was limited to one little square of TP per sitting...........

She said you could use 2-3 if it was a particularly "sticky" situation.

Soooo, a "regular" poop you get one sheet.
A "toothpaste" poop gets you two sheets.
What about a "blowout"?

[DennisAJC]

Again it reminds me of Seinfeld.

"I can't spare a square. I have no square to spare!"

[dеiтайожни]

I'll go for it and limit myself to one square of TP. But I'm going to use 6 gallons of water, non-environmentally friendly soap and half a roll of paper towels to clean the poop off my fingers afterwards.

[usetosellhummer]

That will not work for me. I use alot of paper

f*** that idea.

[usetosellhummer]

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you have tp for my bunghole!

[DDWH]

Originally Posted by usetosellhummer

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you have tp for my bunghole!

[DDWH]

So I guess this means she will be giving up feminine hygine products also???? Wow what a stanky nappy hippy ho she is!!!!! No wonder Lance punted her stench out the door....

[NEOCON1]

LMFAO

im speechless

[HummBebe]

Originally Posted by DDWH

So I guess this means she will be giving up feminine hygine products also???? Wow what a stanky nappy hippy ho she is!!!!! No wonder Lance punted her stench out the door....

They deserved each other...too bad it didn't work out

[GLBLWARMR]

OK, I will go with one square per sitting if she agrees to go with one pad and no tampoons per period.

[RuggedH2]

Originally Posted by DDWH

So I guess this means she will be giving up feminine hygine products also???? Wow what a stanky nappy hippy ho she is!!!!! No wonder Lance punted her stench out the door....

LMFAO X2

[wpage]

Not shakin my hand

[MarineHawk]

I used to want to lick her a$$, but her hygene deficit has me thinking more of a good clean conservative paper-wasting, clean-butt woman like Ann Coulter, or Kimberly Guilfoyle.

[K9sH3]

LMAFAO...

All of you are bent....

it reminds me of the kid who went to the sk8 parks bathroom and never came out,,, He sat there wondering what to do next. the door was locked and he couldn't reach it to ask for TP seeing that there was no TP for him to use... HAHAHAHAHA!! and he was to emBARASS to call for help..

[deserth3]

Sheryl Crow.. Now there's a role model

[lennyrebel]

I think she held her breath a little too long when she was singing and thats when she suffered most of her brain damage--if not that what? Or bl-wing lance and forgetting to inhale. The rebel: