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05-09-2007, 06:17 AM
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Blonde Needs a 710
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde woman cane in and and asked for a seven hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I've lost it and need a new one." She replied that she didn't know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is click here.
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05-09-2007, 06:29 AM
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Re: Blonde Needs a 710
 ROFLMAO
That's a good one, fer shur!
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05-09-2007, 08:02 AM
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Re: Blonde Needs a 710
Stupid blonde
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05-09-2007, 08:55 AM
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Re: Blonde Needs a 710
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05-09-2007, 01:14 PM
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Re: Blonde Needs a 710
My first wife did that..........
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05-09-2007, 02:07 PM
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Re: Blonde Needs a 710
bet she has big t...
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05-09-2007, 02:27 PM
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Re: Blonde Needs a 710
I always tell my less-than-savy employees that the problem with their computer is an "eye-dee-ten-tee" error. ID10T.
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05-09-2007, 05:08 PM
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Re: Blonde Needs a 710
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05-09-2007, 05:28 PM
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Re: Blonde Needs a 710
[quote=Agriv8r]bet she has big t... quote]
AH ! you know me well......
more then a mouth full (second wife also, but bigger)
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05-09-2007, 05:49 PM
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Re: Blonde Needs a 710
Funny, kinda like the story of the girlfriend picking up the pickup truck at the Ford service shop. She kept telling the service writer than she was picking up a FISO, nobody had a clue what she was talking about (F150 truck).
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