State trooper (joke)

[NewHummerGuy]

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible
out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored
it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little
hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the
pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the
highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring n bsp;
He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too
old for this,' and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette,
looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago,
my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were
bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the Trooper.