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12-22-2007, 06:26 AM
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10 thoughts to ponder for 07'
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
And "Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow
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12-22-2007, 06:52 AM
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Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 07'
okay number 7 is totallly stealing from my signiture! however my signiture has more of a true meaning behind it then the second part of number 7
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12-22-2007, 07:04 AM
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Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 07'
Yea look at mine its #10
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12-22-2007, 01:59 PM
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Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 07'
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Originally Posted by 3Hummer
okay number 7 is totallly stealing from my signiture! however my signiture has more of a true meaning behind it then the second part of number 7
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I wrote the following in 1969...
Teachers
Give them a fish and they shall eat a meal
Teach them to Fish and they shall eat for all times
Give them Fruit and that meal will be varied
Teach them to Grow foods and all meals shall be different.
Play a game and they shall have fun
Teach them a game and they shall have knowledge
Read them a book and they shall hear a story
Teach them to read and they shall learn about life
Show them numbers and they will see shapes
Teach them numbers and they will count the stars
Tell them of the seas and they shall listen with interest
Teach them how the seas began and the world will be theirs
Tell the Children to be good and they will
Teach the Children why and tomorrow will never end !
Parents bring a child into the world
Teachers make that world live on and on!
(c) Michael leslie 1969
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12-22-2007, 02:14 PM
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Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 07'
That's pretty darn nice, Mike.
Two thumbs up. 
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12-22-2007, 03:42 PM
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Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 07'
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okay number 7 is totallly stealing from my signiture! however my signiture has more of a true meaning behind it then the second part of number 7
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You thought that one up all by youself huh?  
Very nice B! Especially the last one.
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12-22-2007, 03:49 PM
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Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 07'
good reading....
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12-22-2007, 08:26 PM
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Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 07'
see OLD MEN can do some things...
EXCEPT
I was 22 at the time...
thanks........
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