WTF IS WRONG WITH WASHINGTON STATE AMERICANS?

[DennisAJC]

What gives you the right to push me around because I am Canadian?

How come the first thing out of your mouths when you first meet me is, "You sounded white on the phone."

What's with the limp wristed handshakes?

Why is your secretary 2 in 1?

Why would you expect to get a discount if you pay within 60 days?

Why are Frenchmen always included in the conversation?

Why do you laugh when I tell you I have guns?

Why do you think Arby's is fine dining?

Why would I describe what my wife looks like to you?

What makes you think I'm interested in your college girl conquests?

How would you expect me to act after you just told me, another dude, "You're very attractive for an Asian."?


But you are my customer. So I just smile and laugh. I just smile and laugh.


It's been a rough week.