Toilet Time

[KenP]

I guess it's statistically true that women tend to spend less time pooping then men do. Atleast that's what I've found in my unscientific observations.

Women go in, poop, and leave. Men tend to linger with the paper or some other reading material.

What do you think the reason for this is? I'd guess that since women sit on the throne all the time, they're used to it. Whereas us guys rarely sit on the porcelin receptacle and when we do, we linger a little longer and enjoy the silence.

So.... what do you read?

I used to grab the newspaper or any handy magazine and read it. Now I've switched. Heck, I might as well excercise my brain while marinating in the stench-stew.

This is what I've read most recently from first to last:

Siddhartha (Hess)
A Man For All Seasons (Bolt)
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (Twian)
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Twain)

Currently reading and just about finished:
The Catcher in the Rye (Salinger)

I'm not sure what I'll read next, but it's most likely between The Great Gatsby and Life on the Mississippi. However that could change as just as soon as I step in front of the books.

Pony up, what do you consume your time with while on the squatter?


PS, I read this to CP and all she said was, "Gross".