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04-28-2008, 09:38 PM
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THE HORTH WHITHPERER
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls
him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
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04-28-2008, 09:56 PM
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Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
LMAO 
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04-28-2008, 10:27 PM
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Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
are you trying to out do me !!!
very funny ...............
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04-28-2008, 10:48 PM
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Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
OMG!!!!
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04-29-2008, 04:43 AM
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Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
are you trying to out do me !!!
very funny ...............
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hee hee It did occur to me that I was taking a little of your business away. But I thought the class would benefit. 
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"You?re making the choices about whether you want to drive a little extra more or not drive extra more."
29-Jul-2008
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