05 Supercharged Show H2 (brand new) for sale!

[Todd@ProDyno]

What if you could have someone buy a brand new 2005 H2 Hummer for you with $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades, pay the taxes on it, then have it trailered from one of the most reputable H2 dealerships in Scottsdale Arizona, to different highly reputable aftermarket shops around Arizona for full premium upgrades in suspension, wheels, tires, engine, paint, audio/video and more?


That is what has been done here folks. This vehicle has been transformed into a supercharged show vehicle for the elite. If you are looking for a stock 2005 H2 like everyone else has, this would not be the one for you. This vehicle is for people that want to be different, and get noticed. Pictures do no justice, there is no way to capture this vehicle's detail in photographs, if you are seriously considering owning this brand new vehicle, we suggest you come have a look. Reputation matters. We are part of the top 4 percent of e-bay globally for reputation in business. All of the work was done by a company trusted by local dealers for high-performance upgrades. If you're in the market for a Navigator, Escalade or other big truck/SUV/SUT, why wouldn't you set yourself apart from the masses with this one off luxury H2? Close the help box and make sure to view all 35 pictures, utilize the zoom feature if you like, press spacebar to reset.


* 35 original miles! YOU will be the first driver.
* No tax, Private Party.
* 24 x 10 Chrome Zinik Wheels and 305-35-24 Pirelli P Zero Scorpion tires.
* McGaughys Deluxe Drop, Spindles, Air Ride Adjustors, approximate 5-6 Drop.
* Smoothed and Two-toned paint with Auto Air color applied by Advanced Auto Body of Chandler AZ, looks dripping wet! R and I detrim for smoothing, refinish smooth and refinish plastics, refinish two-tone, refinish front and rear bumpers, refinish grille, R and I hood vent, refinish and smooth hood vent, dissassemble and refinish mirrors, complete billet package. The custom two-tone paint with pinstripe almost reminds me of some Louis Vuitton colors I've seen.
* Polsihed Radix intercooled Magnacharger with Superchips programming.
* Audio and Video done by Unique Car Audio of Gilbert AZ.
* Clarion VRX755 7 inch flip out DVD touch screen with IPod interface and Metra Dashkit.
* JL Audio TR650 6.5 inch midrange with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudioTR600 6 inch coaxial with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudio Monoblock class d subwoofer amplifier 500x1 @1.5-4ohms
* JL Audio 300x4 4-channel class AB fullrange amplifier, 75watts x 4 @1.5-4 ohms per channel
* JL Audio stealth box with 12 inch JL subwoofer, 4 gauge amp kit and custom H2 amp rack.
* Responder Python Security with remote start
* Universal Data Interface-resistance learning
* Onstar interfacing mod for rear speakers
* 7 inch Sav Headrest monitors x2
*Vortec 6000 V8 SFI Engine
* 4-speed electronic heavy duty transmission.
* 3-piece ladder type frame
* Independent front suspension with torsion bars
* Air Suspension Package including air springs and air compressor
* Electronic transfer case and RR differential
* Traction control system
* Front and rear recovery loops
* Dual front air bags, 4-wheel disc brakes with ABS, battery rundown protection, OnStar system.
* Leather throughout.
* Homelink universal transmitter 3-channels
* 8-way power heated front and rear seats, with fold flat rear seats, memory on the driver's side, and third row seating.
* Dual zone front HVAC controls.
* Rear seat audio controls
* Triple sealed doors
* Driver information center
* Leather wrapped tilt steering wheel
* Class 3 trailer hitch
* 1SC LUX Series- Chrome appearance package, brushed aluminum crossbar rack, chromed exterior door handles and mirror caps, uplevel seat and interior trim, chrome tubular assist steps.
* Third row seat
* Power sliding sunroof
* 8600 LB GVW rating, 4.10 rear axle ratio.



We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon your winning bid, this vehicle will be paid off immediately, and a lien release will be issued, so that you can have a clear lien free title, please note, this may take four days or so from the date of the auctions end to have the release issued.


Full payment is expected within seven business days. We are extremely professional, direct, respectful and efficient, and we ask the same of you.


Thank you in advance for allowing us the opportunity to hopefully someday serve your needs. Please contact us with any questions or areas of concern. Todd@ProDyno.com

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$100k

[timgco]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yeah! What about Texas, it's in the middle. We could have an Eastie/Westie/Middle/Texan good ole Hoedown Smackdown!

Who down? I'm down...you down? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't know much about Texas. I know the Fox's and have seen Devil's Den pics. what else does Texas have to offer for off-road trails? Oh yeah, they have big belt buckles too.

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Bunch of red.
Dillweed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Man! Drty picked him apart like a crab.

[ROX]

This thread is about too much bread for a skinny white boy.

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
05 h2 retail out the door... 72k out the door
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you use enough lube when you took it in the ass? OUCH!!!

BTW: I do like the paint job though

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
oh geez, sorry I over did the price of the truck. 62 sticker + az tax = approx 68k. I wasnt the one who originally bought the truck, i thought sticker was a few grand higher </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So, the BS in the first line about taxes and then the BS about not paying any taxes to buy it, is just BS then. Since you are adding in the original taxes paid for it, you're still trying to get some schmuck to pay taxes no matter how you slice it. Very smooth!

[NJ H2]

Does it come with a free Watch?

[h2co-pilot]

Hey Taz,

I have to emphasize how important Dennis' comment on the water is. It's benefits are incredible - from your synovial fluids, to digestion process, to skin ... pretty much every function.

Ensure is good and so is Carnation Instant Breakfast. They provide vitamins also. Lots of starchy foods (i.e. potatoes and bread). The whole grain variety bread is the best for you and it can't say just whole wheat- make sure it says whole grain. Sweet Potatoes are great because they are high in vitamins as well.

Most of all, stress is awful for your body so do whatever you need to to relieve the sources and be true to your needs. Positivity works wonders in all aspects.

[PARAGON]

Taz, I have some weight you can borrow...... if you really need it bad, you can keep it.

[DRTYFN]

And if Taz gets busted his doctor can come visit him in prison and bring his some special lotion for his red, raw and boo-booed butthole.

[KenP]

Fixed it before I could. Thanks.

[Todd@ProDyno]

oh geez, sorry I over did the price of the truck. 62 sticker + az tax = approx 68k. I wasnt the one who originally bought the truck, i thought sticker was a few grand higher

[VTSTOMPER]

Hate to say it...but there is an ass for every seat. He might not get 100K this time, but if it is on there long enough he might get close to that with some Hollywood that does not know any better, and has more money than brains. What the heck...not even LCD screens in the rear seats? come on!

"look out for the pot-hole! *BAM*...**** my rims!"

[PARAGON]

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[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
escalade grilles u say? yea.. we do that too. No ones really done that to a H2 have they?

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes, and it was ugly.

[NJ H2]

Wow ... No Bids ... That's a Shocker!
EBAY AUCTION

[W1N]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
My "ettention" to detail huh?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> The difference is I'm not trying to sell a $100k H2, so who cares if I make a typo. You simply cut and paste your ad, which is not becoming when selling anything for $100k.

As I said, I'm sure someone will buy it. But you do not do yourself or your company any favors, by simply cutting and pasting an ad and posting it the wrong place. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe somebody needs to hit me on my head because I can't think of single reason somebody would pay $100k for that....

But the one you drive Phil I may just would

[DennisAJC]

Taz,

Hey buddy hope you're OK. This thread sucks ass anyways so some weight gain advice here is OK.

My youngest, Tyler is a 2 year old teddy bear with a 1 year old's body. He's lived half his life in Children's Hospital.

Doctors tell us to give him Ensure, Ice Cream, Lots of water, beans, 1 egg. And basically anything protein.
I eat along with him so I'm starting to look pregnant. I'm not sure if this diet is for you, but it can't be the easy route of junk food/fast food.

I also find drinking 6-7 glasses of water a day really plumps you out. Not many people know it, but most of us don't take in enough water daily. When your body retains water, you actually look like you've gained weight.

Watch the fatty steaks, always lean meat. Don't choke it.

Do some mild to moderate excercizes, walk, light weights.

BUT ASK YOUR DOCTOR. MY ADVICE IS NOT PROFESSIONAL. JUST RECOMMENDATIONS from a friend.

What was this thread about again?

[KenP]

Dennis, I seriously considered going with that type of paint scheme. Similar to SMA's, but couldn't pull the trigger.

Can I race the paddle boat?

[KenP]

What's really sad is we keep posting on it.