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Old 12-28-2007, 08:54 PM
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My MIL hates me so it's always interesting to see what she sends. A few years ago it was a plastic cup from Walgreens with a manatee on it (she has a sea animal fixation which no one quite understands) - anyways, the cup still had the $1.69 price tag on the bottom. Hubby got a check for $150 and 6 hardback Stephen King books that year.

This year she went even cheaper (is it possible?) - it's a notepad with an otter on it. But on the back, it says "Thank you for your subscription, here's your free gift!" The worst part is, it's not even something I can sell on Ebay.

Anyone else get messed-up gifts?

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Wow. That's all I can say.
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Holy hell thats funay!

I in the past when my grandmother was alive would give me the most hilarious gifts. She perpetually thought I was 8 yrs old, and all the way up till the age 25 she gave me things like Hulk Hogan wrestling figures or "old Spice" cologne....
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Holy hell thats funay!

I in the past when my grandmother was alive would give me the most hilarious gifts. She perpetually thought I was 8 yrs old, and all the way up till the age 25 she gave me things like Hulk Hogan wrestling figures or "Old Spice" cologne....


I know a member here that would absolutely love that gift! AHOY!
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That piano piece he does singing that song just gets me LMAO!!!!
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My MIL hates me so it's always interesting to see what she sends. A few years ago it was a plastic cup from Walgreens with a manatee on it (she has a sea animal fixation which no one quite understands) - anyways, the cup still had the $1.69 price tag on the bottom. Hubby got a check for $150 and 6 hardback Stephen King books that year.

This year she went even cheaper (is it possible?) - it's a notepad with an otter on it. But on the back, it says "Thank you for your subscription, here's your free gift!" The worst part is, it's not even something I can sell on Ebay.

Anyone else get messed-up gifts?

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Send her one of your used tampons and attach a tag to it's string saying, "Suck on this."

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My MIL hates me so it's always interesting to see what she sends. A few years ago it was a plastic cup from Walgreens with a manatee on it (she has a sea animal fixation which no one quite understands) - anyways, the cup still had the $1.69 price tag on the bottom. Hubby got a check for $150 and 6 hardback Stephen King books that year.

This year she went even cheaper (is it possible?) - it's a notepad with an otter on it. But on the back, it says "Thank you for your subscription, here's your free gift!" The worst part is, it's not even something I can sell on Ebay.

Anyone else get messed-up gifts?

Stacy

Okay, that just sucks! I didn't get any bad gifts this year but one time a guy at work kept saying he had a surprise for me. This was years ago and so as to be on topic, it was around Christmas. I was really excited and when he gave me the gift, it was one of those troll pens. The ones with the freaky troll head and big fuzzy green hair. R's grandmother gave him a girl's sweater once for Christmas. (bless her heart LOL)
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My mother in law bought me a bottle of old spice. Not kidding. Old spice.
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My mother in law bought me a bottle of old spice. Not kidding. Old spice.

Old Spice smells good in a 1960's granddad kind of way.
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The first Christmas after hubby and I got married, the in-laws got me some knee pads. Now, even though hubby and I are "do it yourself" kinda people, I was like.....WTF - is this a joke?? Why the hell would you give your new daughter-in-law knee pads as a gift??? Very strange!

I just smiled and said thank you.
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The first Christmas after hubby and I got married, the in-laws got me some knee pads. Now, even though hubby and I are "do it yourself" kinda people, I was like.....WTF - is this a joke?? Why the hell would you give your new daughter-in-law knee pads as a gift??? Very strange!

I just smiled and said thank you.

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The first Christmas after hubby and I got married, the in-laws got me some knee pads. Now, even though hubby and I are "do it yourself" kinda people, I was like.....WTF - is this a joke?? Why the hell would you give your new daughter-in-law knee pads as a gift??? Very strange!

I just smiled and said thank you.

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My MIL hates me so it's always interesting to see what she sends. A few years ago it was a plastic cup from Walgreens with a manatee on it (she has a sea animal fixation which no one quite understands) - anyways, the cup still had the $1.69 price tag on the bottom. Hubby got a check for $150 and 6 hardback Stephen King books that year.

This year she went even cheaper (is it possible?) - it's a notepad with an otter on it. But on the back, it says "Thank you for your subscription, here's your free gift!" The worst part is, it's not even something I can sell on Ebay.

Anyone else get messed-up gifts?

Stacy

Stacy,

many funny things come to mind....

BUT

being serious (which is difficult for me)
YOU DUMB F**KING HUSBAND needs to have a talk with his mother..
SHE is intentionally being rude to you and your husband is allowing it to continue...nuff said....................................
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Stacy,

many funny things come to mind....

BUT

being serious (which is difficult for me)
YOU DUMB F**KING HUSBAND needs to have a talk with his mother..
SHE is intentionally being rude to you and your husband is allowing it to continue...nuff said....................................


Just to clear things up a bit here. How may marriages have you had RYD?
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thats awsome hahah im guessing you didnt catch the AOL headline with peoples worst gifts someone got an expired stick of gum! haha....as for me non of my gifts sucked this year at all yay!
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I am sorry, I have to say something here and I know it will cost me but here goes....

RYD, you are way out of line here. You have no right to talk to her this way or about her husband. That is his mother and right or wrong its thier business to deal with.

If she wants to vent let her vent, but you are way out of line talking about someones husband that way.

I will appologize in advance if you guys are personal friends beyond this board which would allow her to tolerate your words, but thats above the top disrespectful.

Good grief!

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many funny things come to mind....

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YOU DUMB F**KING HUSBAND needs to have a talk with his mother..
SHE is intentionally being rude to you and your husband is allowing it to continue...nuff said....................................
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My presents really sucked this year !!
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