I See An H3 In My Future

[Aubs]

Yes, the time has come. My H2 lease is starting to go way over mileage, and I have to start thinking about the next vehicle . I would finance my H2 out, but the rates are horrific, and it's out of warranty. H3's have some good stuff going on right now, like low financing and some rebates. I really don't want to get out of an H2, but I can't afford $1,000/month to finance one. And an H1 is out for the same reason I won't finance my H2 out--interest rates.

Then I thought I should buy an FJ, and we could all beat it up together!!! But then I realized I'd be a flaming homo and probably kill myself.

But maybe an LR3 would be good... Nah, that would also equal flaming homo.

(Jeep never even entered my mind...)

So, I have decided that an H3 is probably where I will end up. I like it off-road (I had about a 7 month test drive...), the turning radius is nice, and it's a little better on mileage. Plus my insurance won't be so high.

However, I would really love to be in an SUT, but I'm afraid that will probably have to wait, unless someone knows of any killer deals, or some rich chicks that might like to be kind to me.

Comments?

[Connie_Chung]

Originally Posted by Aubs

So, I have decided that an H3 is probably where I will end up.

Don't be ashamed. A lot of guys make the same decision when a real off-roader is unaffordable.

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by Connie_Chung

Don't be ashamed. A lot of guys make the same decision to hire me when a real prostitute is unaffordable.

Fixed!

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by Aubs

Fixed!

LMAO!!

Wow, taking advice from Connie now...

[usetosellhummer]

I own a H3 due to budget but at least it is a Hummer. Buy the H3 Aubs, join the Hummer Club and come to Durango event Sept 18th. need some peps with character there so i don't get board talking to my brother-in-law the whole time.
Connie, did you buy the postitute for maury?

[Connie_Chung]

Originally Posted by Aubs

Fixed!

Aubs,
Pull your ass out of your head and grow up.

[Aubs]

After wheeling today, I realized a Hummer is the only way to go. Anything else would have been killed by lack of armor, or ground clearance, or traction systems.

[dеiтайожни]

Why not just stop paying for your H2. Keep it locked up at night, chain a pitbull to it, or if you have to go out, turn your wheels real sharp next to the curb or other vehicles. Watch some repomen tv shows for more tips.

[TA8088]

Originally Posted by Aubs

Fixed!

Nice.

The dealer close to me is offering a 489 a month for 39 months lease on SUT's right now plus there's a 3K incentive and I can get supplier pricing. I'm giving some serious thought to getting out of my H3 lease and getting one.

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by TA8088

Nice.

The dealer close to me is offering a 489 a month for 39 months lease on SUT's right now plus there's a 3K incentive and I can get supplier pricing. I'm giving some serious thought to getting out of my H3 lease and getting one.

Hmm, very interesting. I figure an H3 finance would be about $500/month, maybe more. An H2 lease for that price is pretty good. Maybe you're putting a lot down, or have a good trade?