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The Church is on the prowl 
Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others  for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.
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She has to, she has a dick.
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Cat fight!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Cat fight!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You and I might have something in common! Do you know....
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.
Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thanks for the announcement, Sean!! Now I'm going to find some physcho in Hollywierd to meet with you!! 
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10-20-2005, 11:45 PM
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DRTY only from you could that be a positive comment |
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You're such a pig.
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Born and raised in NY and NJ...trust me whether I'm here or there I haven't forgotten how to handle little faggots like you
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This is merely a friendly suggestion: Consider Online Singles agencies. Yes, there are good ones and bad ones. When I was your age, I never would have considered it but after I thought about it, it made perfect sense. I have met many beautiful, quality, driven and successful women through two that I joined. I am now engaged to be married next June to a woman I met online. 1 of my close friends is married to a woman he met online. If your looking for MILF's and just fun....it places you in a quality rich zone. Enjoy the journey...all of life is negotiable until you get married...just a joke <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
The Church is on the prowl
Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.
THAT IS ALL </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Church, you sound like a sappy, pathetic lump that needs to just find some little bar slut and try to break the bottom out of her box. I walloped Connie Chun's little fortune cookie until she couldn't walk.
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<span class="ev_code_WHITE">If you can't find any women in the Bay area then you might as well /yourself now.</span> |
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do you know him? |
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Hey Sean, does she sound like Tootsie?
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Tell me you didn't just post your picture on the Internet - especially for all these yahoos to get a hold of.
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The Church is on the prowl
Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Hey!!! Maybe you can find someone that needs some parts and you can trade them for their sister. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
DRTY you are sick...but crafty |
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
SLUT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Linda darlin, sweetie, honey, I think you are missing the point, that is exactly what some of us guys want. "Honesty" I know its difficult for many women to realize that, when you get down to it, I don't care about all the BS its about how slutty you can be behind closed doors, on the beach, under the table at a nice reasturant, well you get the idea, don't you?
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