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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots

2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine

4) Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter
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TRUE STORY..............

A FRIEND OF MINE lives in the Georgia Mountains, he's single, lives in the woods in a small cabin...

ALL his windows have at least 50 12 gauge empty shells hanging from them as well as his front and back door and his shed and his A/C compressor.

He's not there all the time but in 12 years his house has NEVER been broken into...!
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TRUE STORY..............

A FRIEND OF MINE lives in the Georgia Mountains, he's single, lives in the woods in a small cabin...

ALL his windows have at least 50 12 gauge empty shells hanging from them as well as his front and back door and his shed and his A/C compressor.

He's not there all the time but in 12 years his house has NEVER been broken into...!

RYD,

Is that where they filmed Deliverance?
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