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11-04-2005, 07:08 AM
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25 years later and I still want to bang her. 
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11-05-2005, 12:29 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
And note that Jen is a him.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>   
<UL TYPE=SQUARE>Hidden in the valley of the urRu, young Jen the Gelfling has been raised by a tribe of mystics and knows little of the world outside, but know his Master's dying words have charged him with his mission to find the lost shard before it is too late. Traveling through many strange places and encountering many extraordinary beings, Jen races against time to unravel the mystery of his quest and save his world from the forces of evil.[/list]
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11-04-2005, 03:26 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I still want to bang her. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I have similar feelings for another... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
They don't make em like they use to. 
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11-04-2005, 10:59 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
All I'm saying is the picture that was attributed to being you does not contain the genetic traits most would be looking for out of a stud and that the natural assumption must be that you are a gelfing.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Fixed. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Sorry, had to look it up. But I was quite amused to see the name of the gelfing (it's bold in the quote)<UL TYPE=SQUARE>The Dark Crystal - The Skeksis, live in fear of a a prophecy which tells of a Gelfling (a small elfin being) who will topple their empire, so in a reign of terror they have exterminated every Gelfing they could find. The Gelfing called Jen is raised in solitude by a race of wizards called the Mystics, and kept hidden from them. Jen embarks on a quest to find the missing shard of the Dark Crystal (which gives the Skeksis their power) and restore the balance of his world. Frank Oz, Jim Henson, and Brian Froud create a stunning visual world using a combination of traditional puppets, marionettes, giant bodysuits, and mechanical constructions.[/list]
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11-06-2005, 03:40 PM
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Running out of oil seizing the engine > Running out of gas. 
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11-04-2005, 06:00 PM
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Vida and Jessica.
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11-04-2005, 06:04 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Marcmedic:
He's right though. Once you get west of the KC area, it is the most boring drive of your life. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
There is nothing between KC and Denver except silos. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Sure there is. There is tumbleweed dodging, some damn statue of a roadrunner, the exit with alchoholics baptist church (or something like that), then that one exit that said "Roscoe, the Miniature Donkey. See the six-legged live steer. Petting zoo. The world's largest Prairie Dog." 
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11-04-2005, 10:02 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
[quote]Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
[quote]Originally posted by Alec W:
There is nothing between KC and Denver except silos. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I thought tootsie lived out in CA  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
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I have a second house in Kansas! Jese, keep up with the times, Newbie!  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Is it a Dude Ranch?   </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Probably not a stud farm.
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11-04-2005, 06:30 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by md_sailor:
Has anyone pulled a Seinfeld and driven till it actually runs out? I've got this itch in the back of my head to know how far LOW actually would take you? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not on purpose 
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11-13-2005, 03:03 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
It's playing again on TBS. She's singing teh rainbow song......
I WANT HER SO BAD.
I'd bang the good witch too. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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11-04-2005, 10:21 PM
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You ass!  Leaving for the weekend right now so I can't read Drty's response to this! So sad!!!  Bye bye!! 
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11-04-2005, 06:38 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by md_sailor:
Has anyone pulled a Seinfeld and driven till it actually runs out? I've got this itch in the back of my head to know how far LOW actually would take you? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>The last couple of gallons are really unusable. I put 28.5 gallons in when I finally found a place to stop. That didn't leave much room for error.
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11-04-2005, 01:56 PM
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originally posted by HN,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">You meant to select this photo didn't you </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, he really meant this one!! 
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11-04-2005, 03:18 PM
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LMAO!!!! This blog starts out on the topic of Tom Cruise in a dress and veers off into Scientology trashing. Pretty funny.
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11-04-2005, 10:16 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
All I'm saying is the picture that was attributed to being you does not contain the genetic traits most would be looking for out of a stud and that the natural assumption must be that you are a gelfing.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Fixed.
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11-06-2005, 03:29 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I ran a company car out of oil and seized the engine up  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's what happened to me. 
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11-04-2005, 04:49 PM
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How about being on 70 and your Gas Range stops registering and simply says "Low". I was sweating talking to Adam on the phone. 
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11-04-2005, 10:10 PM
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All I'm saying is the picture that was attributed to being you does not contain the genetic traits most would be looking for out of a stud and that the natural assumption must be that you are a gelding. 
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11-06-2005, 01:13 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by yAltitude:
hell, tons of times, but not on purpose. I just always seem to busy to get gas and push it to the limit. getting better though... i would say in my first 5 years of driving i must have run out of gas at least 10 times. in the last 5, about 5. maturing  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO!!! And I have an inkling who the poor sap that has to come rescue you every time you do it.
Don't worry. It's hapenned to me twice. 
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11-12-2005, 11:09 PM
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It's playing again on TBS. She's singing teh rainbow song......
I WANT HER SO BAD.
I'd bang the good witch too.
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