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12-09-2003, 04:57 PM
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 You know, everytime I see a Honda Element, I think about getting my bb gun and playing shoot the element, like at a carnival! Those things are like a one-legged man in a$$ kicking contest!
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12-09-2003, 05:21 PM
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Every time I see an Element I get this sudden urge to climb in that rolling porta-potty and make a grumpy in the back seat and then pull the electric window fuse and jam the doorlocks. 
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12-09-2003, 04:42 PM
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For the love of peet, what in the hell are these element pussies making plays on the Hummer for??? Just to contrast their pathetic comparison? And the disco tire-cover freak-- Hummer recovery?? Ya, look at the size of that teenie weanie tire cover-- all to appropriate. With spare tires that small it seems that disco dudes better stay on-road or else venture into the world of off-road barbie. Good hell there are too many pathetic retards out in our midst.
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12-09-2003, 02:32 PM
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There you go.. now look what you did
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
F'ing moron. He should be making "H.5" emblems. Dumb dick.
Patrioy, could you pray for this guy to get a prolapsed bowel? Thanks in advance.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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12-09-2003, 12:35 PM
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Pretty Funny!!!
Does that mean that the Hummer will be recovering the Land Rovers.
Shouldn't that be Mounted on a Hummer!
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12-15-2003, 06:18 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H1:
haha.... What's wrong with poking a little fun at the idiots that bought an H2?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah, well we're going to be laughing at your sorry ass in the near future when the H1 comes out with the Duramax for an engine. You'll forget all about the H2s when your trying to figure out why your H1 is depreciating faster than a BMW 850 & Porsche 928S4 combined.
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12-08-2003, 06:26 PM
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F'ing moron. He should be making "H.5" emblems. Dumb dick.
Patrioy, could you pray for this guy to get a prolapsed bowel? Thanks in advance.
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12-09-2003, 09:37 PM
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That emblem screams, "I wish I had the bucks or the balls to get an H2. But I don't, so lookie what I came up with" Let 'em use it.
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12-09-2003, 04:45 PM
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The element people need a decal/emblem for their vehicles that has a picture of something fallic stuck in their rear quarterpanel! Ley-who-zee-her........losers!. Jim Carrey summed it up best.
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12-09-2003, 02:15 PM
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Did you say candle? I found a great holiday candle holder just for you.
Here's a special warning sign for you.
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12-14-2003, 11:51 PM
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Sorry to be harsh, but people who desire a rig that is worthy only for the flat paved road and limited to any incline on the flat road pretty much JUST SIMPLY DO NOT BELONG HERE. You would be unhappy with anything that could ever take you beyond your pavemented col-de-sac to your cookie-cutter house. Frankly, it's good you don't like the H2 because it wouldn't fit in your car port anyway, plus, you couldn't afford it's gasoline needs, and if you wanted to be able to buy your wife her upper-lip wisker removal coupon for Christmas an H2 may leave you with limited paper-route funds. Go buy the element, stud.
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12-09-2003, 12:21 PM
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Check this Crap out....
Hummer Recovery Team

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12-08-2003, 07:24 PM
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MMMMM....Candles....AHHHH.....Candles.
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12-08-2003, 06:04 PM
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what an idiot...
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12-12-2003, 05:17 AM
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haha.... What's wrong with poking a little fun at the idiots that bought an H2?
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12-09-2003, 05:36 PM
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What's next, the Honda Isotope?
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12-08-2003, 06:43 PM
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Not candles... anything but that!!! Actually candles weren't that bad...
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