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Old 07-22-2005, 03:50 AM
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Why in the hell does everyone admire my awesome H2, and then ask what kind of gas mileage it gets? Jesus.

I respond with "Funny you should mention that. It's a little known fact that the H2 is equipped with a nano-technology hydrogen fuel cell that allows it to get anywhere from 47-54 miles per gallon."

You should see the looks on their faces....Try it. It's worth the chuckle.
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Old 07-22-2005, 06:29 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Klaus, my sentiments exactly. As I recall, Rush even offered to provide one-way tickets for some of the liberals wanting to leave the country; unfortunately none took him up on it! He may still have some set aside to ship magi and his vw overseas since he's so unhappy here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok good , quote Rush, a known oxycontin addict (legalized heroine0, and a talk show host that lies to his country every single day. What a pathetic pos he is. The entire focus of his job is cover up for the Bush/CIA bombings/plane carashes. Wake up tv made make shift patriots. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Old 07-22-2005, 06:19 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Klaus, my sentiments exactly. As I recall, Rush even offered to provide one-way tickets for some of the liberals wanting to leave the country; unfortunately none took him up on it! He may still have some set aside to ship magi and his vw overseas since he's so unhappy here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok good , quote Rush, a known oxycontin addict (legalized heroine0, and a talk show host that lies to his country every single day. What a pathetic pos he is. The entire focus of his job is cover up for the Bush/CIA bombings/plane carashes. Wake up tv made make shift patriots.
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Old 07-22-2005, 06:35 PM
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Can you believe there are actually people that think like this guy? I use work think loosely. Maybe you would have more fun over here http://www.moveon.org. Todays Kool-Aid flavor is lemon. Have you had yours today yet?
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Old 07-22-2005, 09:29 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Klaus, my sentiments exactly. As I recall, Rush even offered to provide one-way tickets for some of the liberals wanting to leave the country; unfortunately none took him up on it! He may still have some set aside to ship magi and his vw overseas since he's so unhappy here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok good , quote Rush, a known oxycontin addict (legalized heroine0, and a talk show host that lies to his country every single day. What a pathetic pos he is. The entire focus of his job is cover up for the Bush/CIA bombings/plane carashes. Wake up tv made make shift patriots. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Great post BlazerDoug. There are some who would now better but, that has got to be the best or one of the best first posts. maybe some of the long timers know other. i think and interesting topic.

On the questions about MPG. I do not know if it is just the south or what. Most ask and it seems to be just a way of breaking the ice to get to see the Mall Queen and make convo. When I tell them pre supercharger it is 13 Avg. their response is usually more times than not that My old rag or my truck whatever does not ge that good. so far never had bad reply about MPg.
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Old 07-22-2005, 11:44 AM
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Almost everytime I fuel up someone inside or outside asks me , "So how far will that 60 dollars get you" Or "So what kind of mileage do youget out of that thing?"
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Old 07-23-2005, 12:39 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Klaus, my sentiments exactly. As I recall, Rush even offered to provide one-way tickets for some of the liberals wanting to leave the country; unfortunately none took him up on it! He may still have some set aside to ship magi and his vw overseas since he's so unhappy here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok good , quote Rush, a known oxycontin addict (legalized heroine0, and a talk show host that lies to his country every single day. What a pathetic pos he is. The entire focus of his job is cover up for the Bush/CIA bombings/plane carashes. Wake up tv made make shift patriots. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Old 07-23-2005, 11:20 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fag"I"215:
oh gawd, we have system admins that actually believe in america. and are so brainwashed and cornered into their respective family commitments that they have to pretend to uphold the law. hmm how many of you **** heads are cops. little sexually frustrated repressed social outcast droids that found your nitche as soon as being a cop gave you the props to get laid. yeah, Frued wrote a book on how you've been tricked into submission. it's called the discontents of civilization and was written in the 1930's. why do i even bring this type of **** up? i guess the same governemnt that you work for implanted microchips in me to program you to come of age. well that and the radiation work hand in hand to titiilate your puny thought tranes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why did he change his name? Did I miss something?

And what is the point of referencing the Freud essay "Civilization and it's Discontents"?

Your absolutely right Paragon, he definitely needs to be paid a visit by suits and white coats. Is he is just a spited convict with a mullet and butterscotch teeth- or from a "civilization" that wipes their ass with their bare hands. Time will tell.
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Old 07-22-2005, 06:06 PM
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Funny! If they drive a car, buy food (like pizza every day), or have utilities (service and delivery) they burn the same gas! You don't see these bums complaining about truckers or construction equipment fuel consumption....they'd probably have a few teeth missing (if they didn't already)!
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Old 07-22-2005, 06:26 PM
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Also what the idiots don't understand is that there are tons of chemicals that are by-products of refining gasoline. These products go into millions of things that we use everyday and we need to grow our economy. Whoever controls the oil controls the world. Also what oil did we ever steal? Seems to me we are BUYING the oil. If we didn't buy it, somebody else will
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oh gawd, we have system admins that actually believe in america. and are so brainwashed and cornered into their respective family commitments that they have to pretend to uphold the law. hmm how many of you **** heads are cops. little sexually frustrated repressed social outcast droids that found your nitche as soon as being a cop gave you the props to get laid. yeah, Frued wrote a book on how you've been tricked into submission. it's called the discontents of civilization and was written in the 1930's. why do i even bring this type of **** up? i guess the same governemnt that you work for implanted microchips in me to program you to come of age. well that and the radiation work hand in hand to titiilate your puny thought tranes.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BlazerDoug:
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But, can you make your avatar a little bigger? Maybe 800x600? I'm getting a headache straining my old eyes everytime you post.

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Klaus, perfect. And it makes we wonder why all those liberal fruitcakes that promised to leave our beloved country if Bush was (re-) elected are still here. Damn, I wish they'd have kept their promises.
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Can you guess who put their maxi pad on adhesive side up today???
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Fagi115, shouldn't you be attending the latest HOWARD DEAN appearance? We wouldn't want to deprive any of you kneepadders on the left from your daily duties!
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To all of the Hummer people on this forum, I apolagize that my first post was of this type. I just have no patience for a commie.
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Keep an eye on it. I change it often.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fag"I"215:
you, know, your a real ****ing cocksucker. why don't you find another pastime instead of following me around threads and trying destroy my life. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're the one that said this was your life penis breath.
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