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11-16-2005, 06:25 PM
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Being asian and all, I purchased my Hummer to protect me from car accidents. Why did you all buy your Hummers?
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11-18-2005, 07:10 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shipbldr:
(Damn good woman!) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Except for that one time.....
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11-16-2005, 07:03 PM
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Interesting information Mr. Timgo. I hadn't thought about color.
Being asian and all, I have a yellow Hummer.
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11-16-2005, 08:07 PM
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I am compensating for my lack of penis.
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11-16-2005, 06:58 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
I bought mine to compensate for my small penis. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I thought only yellow or pewter HUMMER owners had that complex. ...but mostly Pewter.
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11-17-2005, 10:54 PM
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I just signed up with GodSpeed.Net, its 2.5 TB (terabits) down and .5 TB up and runs me 3 prayers and 2 psalm readings a month.
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11-17-2005, 11:07 PM
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That sounds like a great deal Peter!
Connie, how does it make you feel going up against The O'Reilly Factor? The most-watched news show on cable TV.
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11-16-2005, 08:46 PM
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Well, first I really had a complex, so I bought a pewter H2. I still wasn't feeling good about the length, but the diameter was getting better, so I bought an SUT. Now that I have those Viagra pills to play with, I decided that my size was great, the diameter was even better, so I don't need to make up for size anymore so I would buy an H3.
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11-18-2005, 07:00 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
BTW, I bought my H2 because my 1996 Montero SR was destroyed and I wanted the best combination of off-road capability and family car for haulng my teenagers & their friends around.
George SSSS </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
We can take Hummer's thing off-road?
Seriously...
I bought mine as a reward for being able to pay cash for it... it forced me to build a company that threw off enought cash that I could pay cash...
So I guess in a way it was therapy for the Y2K stock market crash...
Oh yeah! I think asian chicks are hot too! I married one!! (Damn good woman!)
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11-16-2005, 07:06 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
Connie,
Are the tires slanted at all?
JT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You mean siped?
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11-17-2005, 02:01 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shipbldr:
I was happy with my penis... but still I wanted more.
I've gained a solid inch after buying the truck and another 2 inches after I started offroading it.
The Gobi rack was good for another half inch.
Strangely... the chrome didn't have any effect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You are gross.
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11-17-2005, 10:07 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Peter Jennings:
Connie do you remember that time we spent together in Rathers office when he was on an assignment? I can’t perform at quite the same level these days because of my lung disease, but I am in NY next week and will be looking for some action. I’ll be calling you hun…  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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11-18-2005, 05:45 PM
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11-17-2005, 10:47 PM
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You guys (& gals) absolutely kill me.
BTW, I bought my H2 because my 1996 Montero SR was destroyed and I wanted the best combination of off-road capability and family car for haulng my teenagers & their friends around.
After I studied the problem, nothing else even came close.
George SSSS
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11-18-2005, 05:35 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I wanted one to increase the amount of pussy I got... it worked. I just didn't plan on marrying her.   </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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11-17-2005, 10:19 PM
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11-17-2005, 10:48 PM
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Peter,
I didn't realize there is internet service in the after world?
Do they have dial up or high speed?
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11-16-2005, 07:05 PM
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Connie,
Are the tires slanted at all?
JT
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11-16-2005, 08:49 PM
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11-16-2005, 07:43 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
Being asian and all, I purchased my Hummer to protect me from car accidents. Why did you all buy your Hummers? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hi Connie,
Didn't you give a Hummer to Maury? And isn't that in FACT why he looks so happy?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> You are NOT the Father! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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