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11-03-2005, 04:19 PM
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I read about how one guy does this or how he(Or she) did that. I'm curious.
Take aside your personal feelings. Who is the Best H2 wheeler?
One of the pewter power guys?
One of the Texas wheelers?
One of the Paragon wheelers?
Please give your suggestions and why and I'll generate a report card for your nomination. Feel free to nominate yourself if you have a strong arguement.
I will generate a top 10 list with comment next week.
Let's keep this clean and civilized please.
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11-03-2005, 04:56 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Take aside your personal feelings. Who is the Best H2 wheeler? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Forgot my nomination: Co-Pilot! She's never broken anything. 
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11-04-2005, 10:20 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
HAIR BACK! LMAO!  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ok that was funny.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I see you bishes were having fun at my expense when I wasn't around! No one could put "Paragon x5" next to my name huh? I'll remember that!
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11-03-2005, 06:53 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
I would also hold that Blingin Chrome Flames add some degree capability to the truck and should disqualify anyone that has them... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Respectfully disagree. Blingin Chrome Flames adds weight (solid billet triple chromed) and impairs visibility (glare). Therefore, owners of such-equipped H2 should get bonus points/higher handicap.
H2Rocks & I both accept this added burden, because someone must make all those pics beautiful.
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11-03-2005, 08:57 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
So if you suck at driving, then just get a lift or locker... or both?
Sorry Phil. Not trying to knock you out.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Already knocked out due to my "compensation", the front locker is just an extra dose of Viagra to make sure I compensate enough  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm sorry you feel that way Phil. It's not meant to anger you since I really do like your rig.
Honestly there is an unfair advantage but if you insist I add you to the list I will just so I don't get flamed here.
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Kenp-
Dennisajc-- Potato Salad, LB, Escalator, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>
Drtyfn-- <STRIKE>Potato Salad</STRIKE>, LB, Escalator, Hells Gate
AlecW-- Potato Salad, LB,
H2Finally-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate
Paragon-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate
Tower--
H2Rocks-- Lions Back
H2CO_PILOT--
Dan--
PhilD(Modified)-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate, Escalator
Please add if you have more information.
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11-03-2005, 07:42 PM
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11-03-2005, 05:17 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
CP and I would have done it... but we broke.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I still remember the video of that hill at Paragon Ken. I'm sure you would have made it.
Can't we vote for more than one??? 
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11-04-2005, 12:41 AM
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11-03-2005, 09:16 PM
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Nobody said it would be easy but it's close enough by keeping it on an even playing field.
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Dennisajc-- Potato Salad, LB, Escalator, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>
Drtyfn-- <STRIKE>Potato Salad</STRIKE>, LB, Escalator, Hells Gate
AlecW-- Potato Salad, LB,
H2Finally-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate
Paragon-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate
CO Hummer--
H2Rocks-- Lions Back
Adam in CO--
Dan--
PhilD(Modified)-- Potato Salad, LB, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>, Escalator
Very Gracious and sporting of H2co-pilot to drop out.
Thanks for the input people! If you feel this to be a silly endevour please feel free not to particapate. Thanks.
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11-03-2005, 06:25 PM
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How about H2s with front lockers?
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11-03-2005, 10:35 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Nobody said it would be easy but it's close enough by keeping it on an even playing field.
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Dennisajc-- Potato Salad, LB, Escalator, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>
Drtyfn-- <STRIKE>Potato Salad</STRIKE>, LB, Escalator, Hells Gate
AlecW-- Potato Salad, LB,
H2Finally-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate
Paragon-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate
CO Hummer--
H2Rocks-- Lions Back
Adam in CO--
Dan--
PhilD(Modified)-- Potato Salad, LB, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>, Escalator
Very Gracious and sporting of H2co-pilot to drop out.
Thanks for the input people! If you feel this to be a silly endevour please feel free not to particapate. Thanks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
How about adding Golden Spike & Golden Crack to the list for everybody from the last trip.
You've got to add Tip-Over Challenge to the list for some of the fellas. That's a pants wetter for me(And Seth). Dennis also get Body Snatcher added to his list. So does Phil, but with a bandaid next to it. 
Rox gets a big gold star for not hyperventilating long enough to do LB on her own. 
Do I get special honors for being 1st up LB and also riding with Rox up it while she tried to get air at the top?   
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11-03-2005, 10:02 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Nobody said it would be easy but it's close enough by keeping it on an even playing field.
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Dennisajc-- Potato Salad, LB, Escalator, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>, TipOver, Golden Crack,
Drtyfn-- <STRIKE>Potato Salad</STRIKE>, LB, Escalator, Hells Gate, <STRIKE>TipOver</STRIKE>, Golden Crack
AlecW-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate, TipOver, Golden Crack,
H2Finally-- <STRIKE>Potato Salad</STRIKE>, LB, Hells Gate, TipOver, Golden Crack,
Paragon-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate, <STRIKE>Escalator</STRIKE>
CO Hummer-- LB, Golden Crack
H2Rocks-- Lions Back, Golden Crack
Adam in CO-- TipOver, Golden Crack,
Dan--
PhilD(Modified)-- Potato Salad, LB, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>, Escalator, Golden Crack,
Very Gracious and sporting of H2co-pilot to drop out.
Thanks for the input people! If you feel this to be a silly endevour please feel free not to particapate. Thanks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
From what I can recall.
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11-03-2005, 10:13 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Nobody said it would be easy but it's close enough by keeping it on an even playing field.
TOP 10
Kenp-- Kane's
Dennisajc-- Potato Salad, LB, Escalator, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>, TipOver, Golden Crack, Body Snatcher
Drtyfn-- <STRIKE>Potato Salad</STRIKE>, LB, Escalator, Hells Gate, <STRIKE>TipOver</STRIKE>, Golden Crack
AlecW-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate, TipOver, Golden Crack, Kane's
H2Finally-- <STRIKE>Potato Salad</STRIKE>, LB, Hells Gate, TipOver, Golden Crack, Kane's
Paragon-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate, <STRIKE>Escalator</STRIKE>, TipOver, Golden Crack, Kane's
CO Hummer-- LB, Golden Crack
H2Rocks-- LB, Golden Crack, Kane's
Adam in CO-- TipOver, <STRIKE>Golden Crack</STRIKE>, Kane's
Timgco-- Golden Crack, Kane's
Dan--
PhilD(Modified)-- Potato Salad, LB, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>, Escalator, Golden Crack, Body Snatcher
Very Gracious and sporting of H2co-pilot to drop out.
Thanks for the input people! If you feel this to be a silly endevour please feel free <STRIKE>not</STRIKE> to particapate. Thanks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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11-03-2005, 07:17 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Little skinny people shouldn't count either. They have an unfair weight advantage. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Respectfully disagree. Some off-roader carry sand bags in order to weigh down their rigs in order to get better traction. Therefore, skinny people should get bonus points/higher handicap.
Of course skinny people who also has tiny dicks should get extra extra points.
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11-04-2005, 12:02 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Drtyfn will get honors for nastiest hardcore dude.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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11-03-2005, 06:30 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
How about H2s with front lockers? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
No. In my opinion, like a lift it will compensate for driver abilities. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So if you suck at driving, then just get a lift or locker... or both?
Sorry Phil. Not trying to knock you out. 
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11-03-2005, 06:14 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
ZERORAP was a Fawking WHEELING GOD!!!!
S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I miss him. 
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11-03-2005, 07:35 PM
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I am the best H2 wheeler, I nominate myself and I am the Princess. Plus, I weigh 106lbs with nought an ounce of dick.
That my friends is the ultimate all...end of thread.
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11-03-2005, 05:08 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Names of the potato salad owners please? I recognize drtyfn and Dennisajc but the others?
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In following order:
PhilD - Modified
DennisAJC - Stock
Paragon - Stock
H2Finally - Stock
AlecW - Stock with massive amounts of rage. 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VernB:
The four guys that own potato-salid-hill.
all top guns! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Names of the potato salad owners please? I recognize drtyfn and Dennisajc but the others?
I know of Shaggy and - NO. 
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