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09-28-2006, 04:32 PM
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Satan strikes again.
Same lady as I whined about last week... I was leaving work yesterday and I was pulling out she waved me down and said I think my tire is going flat, I looked and said "yep" and got back in my H3 and was getting ready to drive when she stops me and said "follow me to sheetz (local version of 7-11) and put air in it" I asked her, "Do I ask you to vacuum my hummer interior? no, so do not ask me to put air in your tire. Besides, a strong woman like you does not need stupid army men like me" and I left. This a.m. I park and I hear a car with flat tire pulling up, yep... it is her, rim ruined... she winds the window down and goes, you will have to change my tire since you did not put air in my tire before it went flat. I did not have a response so I walked in to the office. (It is downpour too). She comes in and looks at me and says I have a meeting at 1000 so I need it changed by then if you want to wait till the rain slows a little (Did I mention I wear ties to work) I told her she better call AAA cause I was not doing it. She gets mad and starts a rant about my inablility to get along with others....
She got a ride to the meeting with a co worker who was not quick enough to get out of the parking lot before she caught them. She will be back in an hour and I am sure I will have to go to the director about this one and nothing will be done......
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09-28-2006, 04:43 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
You must work for the Federal government..... It is the only place where people like her are made supervisors, etc.
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09-28-2006, 05:19 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
If ever there was an appropriate time to use the "C" word.
She's got big enough balls to insist that you change her tire, I suspect she can do it herself.
I can't even imagine.
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09-28-2006, 05:58 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
You need to run a weekly column titled, "My adventures with Satan." They are funny as hell. 
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09-28-2006, 06:06 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
I think Succubus is more appropriate 
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The succubus is characterized as a female counterpart of the incubus. The core of this belief is said to stem from the legend in Jewish folklore of a demon named Lilith. In later Jewish literature, Lilith is identified as Adam's first wife who ran from him instead of acting as his subservient. Following, God sent three angels to bring her back to Adam. If she refused, one of her children would be killed each day
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09-28-2006, 06:06 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
great stuff! start writing a screen play now.
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09-29-2006, 04:18 AM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
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Originally Posted by HummBebe
If ever there was an appropriate time to use the "C" word.
She's got big enough balls to insist that you change her tire, I suspect she can do it herself.
I can't even imagine.
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How about a picture of a C word? |
09-28-2006, 07:20 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
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Originally Posted by Scouts Out
"... a strong woman like you does not need stupid army men like me"
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Way to go scout !!! 
omfg, like it's your job to change her tire ... in your suit ... in the rain ... just because she said so. I don't know why you didn't get right on that
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09-28-2006, 07:54 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
The weekly thread is actually a good idea.
Use it as evidence in your upcoming law suits.
You could come out of it with enough dough to buy a bunch of Hummers.
Seriously though, you need to file a grievance against that BITCH.
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09-28-2006, 08:55 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
Was tire maintenace in your job description? Somehow I think not. Yep, good luck with THAT one. A weekly update would be great!  |
09-28-2006, 09:43 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
Kool dude, you make up some rad Hummer stories!
Tell one where she gets naked...
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09-28-2006, 10:15 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
Too bad you don't live around here in MI, I could guarantee she has a flat once a week. 
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09-28-2006, 11:00 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
But F5, then she'd be after him to change it all the time. Yikes! How about just taking the whole car? Just for a while. |
09-28-2006, 11:15 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
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But F5, then she'd be after him to change it all the time. Yikes! How about just taking the whole car? Just for a while. |
Good point...
Maybe pour some concrete in the fuel tank would be a better idea
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09-28-2006, 11:24 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
Then she'd want him to tow it to a shop for her. Brother...... Got a thought, could this be sexual harrassment of some sort? I mean, only a GUY can help her out? she only asks the GUYS to help her? Can't wait for more stories.  |
09-29-2006, 03:05 AM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
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Originally Posted by G-Hummer
Kool dude, you make up some rad Hummer stories!
Tell one where she gets naked...
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LMFAO 
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09-29-2006, 04:19 AM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
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Originally Posted by Scouts Out
Same lady as I whined about last week...
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09-29-2006, 05:17 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
Can you say, BITCH!
As John Stewart would say, That's where boners go to die!
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09-29-2006, 05:40 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
I know it doesn't solve the problem but it my make you feel better.
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09-29-2006, 05:42 PM
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Re: Satan strikes again.
a few words!!!!
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