Funny drunk video

[PARAGON]

Yesterday morning a little after 8'ish the local news broke in with their helicopter covering some breaking news.

Apparently some guy drove his minivan into a neighborhood pond to try to kill himself. It was only about 3 feet deep but he did hit hard enough to deploy the air bags. When people try to "rescue" him, he threatens them, breaks out the windows of the van with a golf club.

This goes on for about an hour in a stand off. He gets out of the van and on the roof, falls in the water twice, takes his shirt and shoes off and points and taunts, then tells LEOs to shoot him. When the come out in the boat to get him, he tries to break off the luggage rack to use as a weapon and it goes in the water.

They had to taze him a couple of times, but if you watch the video, you'll see when the last one hit and they turn up the juice.

stupid drunk driver

[BlueTJCO]

My roomates and I used to have fun with taser guns...

You really never knew when you were gonna get hit at my place for awhile there when we all lived together. Walking in the front door someone was usually hiding and ready, or the worst was sitting at my PC in my room with my back to the door.....

Then people started getting killed with them and we decided that would make a pretty idiotic story in the local paper...

[PARAGON]

come to find out, dude was a pharmaceutical rep and was recently fired.

(wondering if he was trying to kill himself because his source for drugs dried up)

[BlueTJCO]

that or he took 1 to many Ambien.......

that stuff is for real............couldnt believe my doctor would prescibe something so strong........

[PARAGON]

It's just getting freaking weird around here. It feels like we live in CA or something.

11 Black tranvestites attacked the local Mall with mace.


Ridgeland 11/13/06
Cross-Dressers Mace Mall Customers
Cross-Dressers Mace Mall Customers




Eleven people are in custody after a mace attack at Northpark mall Monday evening. Shoppers were overcome by the fumes, and several were taken to area hospitals, including a six month old baby.

The attack was unprovoked. Northpark shoppers and mall employees were caught off guard.

17 year old Anna Mabry has asthma. She says it was frightening, and she can't understand why anyone would use mace on innocent people.

Sgt. Tony Willridge of the Ridgeland police department says they got the call around 6:20 Monday evening. He says it didn't take long for officers to round up the eleven suspects, all of whom were cross-dressing black men between 18 and 25 years old.

Willridge says police are investigating to find out where the group got the mace. Witnesses tell us at least 10 people were given oxygen outside the mall.

Audrie Thompson, the general manager of Northpark, said, "We don't comment on specific investigations by local authorities, but as always, our number one concern is for the safety and well being of shoppers and mall employees."

The eleven suspects were processed at the Ridgeland police department. They will be transferred to the Madison County jail. They could faces charges of aggravated assault.

Authorities will be monitoring the condition of the victims, especially the six month old baby.

[KenP]

Do you have many New Orleans refugees left?