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Old 11-22-2006, 07:38 PM
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I hope there will be time for the following.....

- Disco night at Mike's Tavern.
- Karaoke of Endless Love with CP.
- Shaving DRTY's eyebrows.
- Shaving #2 on Paragon's back.
- Giving CO an explosive cigar.
- Leaving a treasure on Adam's hood.
- Tricking Rox into pulling over.....Again.
- Spotting Shaggy into Amanda.
- Helping Miss with her camel toe protector.
- Shave NEO's head.
- Have a steak with Ken and save the aftermath in a jar.
- Release jar aftermath in H2Finally's H2.
- Put a 4Sale sign on Tim's rig.
- A prank call to Bebe saying the contract was cancelled.
- And a little bit of wheelin.

All hopefully documented with camera and video.
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Old 11-22-2006, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I hope there will be time for the following.....

- Disco night at Mike's Tavern.
- Karaoke of Endless Love with CP.
- Shaving DRTY's eyebrows.
- Checking out of hospital & counting stitches in ass with mirror
- Shaving #2 on Paragon's back.
- Giving CO an explosive cigar.
- Leaving a treasure on Adam's hood.
- Tricking Rox into pulling over.....Again.
- Spotting Shaggy into Amanda.
- Helping Miss with her camel toe protector.
- Shave NEO's head.
- Have a steak with Ken and save the aftermath in a jar.
- Release jar aftermath in H2Finally's H2.
- Put a 4Sale sign on Tim's rig.
- A prank call to Bebe saying the contract was cancelled.
- Finding way to get superglued balls off of rock rails
- And a little bit of wheelin.

All hopefully documented with camera and video.

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Old 11-22-2006, 09:31 PM
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Combine that with our itinerary and we're gonna have a PARTAY!!!!
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Old 11-23-2006, 02:20 AM
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Default Re: Moab Itinerary

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I hope there will be time for the following.....

- Disco night at Mike's Tavern.
- Karaoke of Endless Love with CP.
- Shaving DRTY's eyebrows.
- Checking out of hospital & counting stitches in ass with mirror
- Shaving #2 on Paragon's back.
- Giving CO an explosive cigar.
- Leaving a treasure on Adam's hood.
- Tricking Rox into pulling over.....Again.
- Spotting Shaggy into Amanda.
- Helping Miss with her camel toe protector.
- Shave NEO's head.
- Have a steak with Ken and save the aftermath in a jar.
- Release jar aftermath in H2Finally's H2.
- Put a 4Sale sign on Tim's rig.
- A prank call to Bebe saying the contract was cancelled.
- Finding way to get superglued balls off of rock rails


- And a little bit of wheelin if I don't pike again .

All hopefully documented with camera and video so I can watch it on the interweb.



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Old 11-23-2006, 02:31 AM
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You forgot a few:

- Nightly Elcova viewing of live Gonzo shower cams
- Chocolate removal from CPs golden crack
- Hide DRTY's Ahoy hat and watch the enragement, followed by the same with Adam's cell phone
- Eat Lynns' BBQ (yumm)
- Back stab and laugh at anyone who doesn't come
- witness DRTY bow down to CO Hummer's rock rails
- Launch Timmy's grenade handled shifter from atop the mighty Lion's back.
- Drink beer

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Old 11-23-2006, 02:45 AM
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Forgot to add:

- Talk about religion and politics as much as possible.
- Pre-pee in Propell bottles for later hand out.
- 3am wake up calls all around!

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