Words Women Use

[GLBLWARMR]

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

The last one is

"Whatever"


....it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

[KenP]

Yeah, I don't like that "whatever" one. Bad... very, very bad.

[ssgharkness020147]

Originally Posted by KenP

Yeah, I don't like that "whatever" one. Bad... very, very bad.

You think its bad? Try using it on them. Holy sh*t. If only I had recorded some of those calls, I'd post them to the board for you to hear.

[dеiтайожни]

Try using the, "there's the door" line anytime your woman gives you bad attitude. Follow it up with the, write down your slutty friends phone number for me and leave it by the door line, if you want. You know how pissed they get when they are mad in the first place, they can't get you worked up and you encourage them to leave?

[HummBebe]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Follow it up with the, write down your slutty friends phone number for me and leave it by the door line, if you want.

[ssgharkness020147]

Genius. Pure genius.

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Try using the, "there's the door" line anytime your woman gives you bad attitude. Follow it up with the, write down your slutty friends phone number for me and leave it by the door line, if you want. You know how pissed they get when they are mad in the first place, they can't get you worked up and you encourage them to leave?

[DDWH]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Try using the, "there's the door" line anytime your woman gives you bad attitude. Follow it up with the, write down your slutty friends phone number for me and leave it by the door line, if you want. You know how pissed they get when they are mad in the first place, they can't get you worked up and you encourage them to leave?

LMAO!

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Try using the, "there's the door" line anytime your woman gives you bad attitude. Follow it up with the, write down your slutty friends phone number for me and leave it by the door line, if you want. You know how pissed they get when they are mad in the first place, they can't get you worked up and you encourage them to leave?

LMFAO!!!!!!

[Hmmm2]

You forgot, "Uhhhhhhh huhhhhhh .....", meaning, "Yeah, right ... I really believe THAT one." "giggling:

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR

FINE and Okay

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Most of you know Paragon well enough to know that I use those words around the house alot. I'm right more that he would like to think. He hates when we are discussing something and I look at him and go "Okay" and then don't say another word.

[frenzy1]